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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Juice

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    Feasibly (and for security sake), this is really the only way we can do it. Pick another TiB member and post a picture of the gift you would get them and why.
     
    #841 Juice, Dec 19, 2014
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    I'd probably get Parker a signed version of this:
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    On the second day of Christmas, to Juice-y I would give:
    Rubber sheets for when he shits the bed.
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    #843 Angel_1756, Dec 19, 2014
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    Kate Upton was just named sexiest woman alive by People magazine. But is she though?
     
    #844 xrayvision, Dec 19, 2014
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    At a certain point hot is hot and who cares whos the definitive sexiest. So long as they didn't put Miley Cyrus in the top 1000 I think the list is OK.
     
    #845 toddamus, Dec 19, 2014
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    I'm no doctor, but she looks very convincingly female, and most recent reports indicate she's alive, so...
     
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    I agree. She looks like a dead horse.
     
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    Nobody knows sexy like People Magazine.
     

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    Her leaked nudes put my squarely back in her corner. For a while I was on the overrated train with her. Since I am a tit man and her nude breast are AWESOME. I can dig.
     
    #851 Kubla Kahn, Dec 19, 2014
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    I, too, and a tit man. But I felt her's lacked character. While I do find her beautiful, unphotshopped Kate Upton falls into the well-above average category.

    For me, there is no one else...
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    #852 xrayvision, Dec 19, 2014
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    My parents dogs are receiving the most expensive gift from me out of anyone in my family. I'll justify this by saying I'm poor and expensive is a relative term.
     
    #853 toddamus, Dec 19, 2014
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    What would you do to win tickets to a music festival? Would you stand in line for hours? Would you sing a silly song in front of strangers? Would you spend days trying to call into a radio station to be the 35864th caller?

    Because this woman? This woman wanted those tickets so badly, she gave a rimjob to a DJ and let herself be photographed doing it.
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    Well, I did giggle. And, also, I have a LOT of re-wrapping to do.
     
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    I honestly think Alison Brie might be the sexiest woman alive. She's got the body, the face, the intelligence, the comedic timing, and the personality. I'd marry her sight unseen.
     
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    I think you might be on to something...
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    Shit bitches do at festivals....


    My vote for married sight unseen, at least personality wise, is Alexandra Daddario:

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    My word. Bare breasted.

    Also, does Mr Skin have his own podcast? He was just doing the rounds on radio/podcast for the end of the year awards. I could listen to that dude talk about nude scenes all day.
     
    #859 Kubla Kahn, Dec 19, 2014
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    I could.
    But I hate beagles. And labs. And goldens. And poodles. And yorkies, Malteses, and any of their mixes. And spaniels.

    I like Bostons. And Frenchies. Bulldogs are cool.


    The high energy breeds with independence and personality are where it's at.
    I left mine kenneled for 7 hours today. I felt so bad. When I got home I let them out, then took them on a joyride. They were happy after that.
     
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