Is it wrong for that to turn me on? That is what the vernacular refers to as a Fuck Pig. She's stupid to let anyone film her getting a line shot up her butthole. That is not the sort of thing one forgets seeing. She's a pretty young girl with plenty of flesh to grab. She probably likes coke up her butt too. At least in my version she does.
6 Seasons and a movie There are plenty of reasons to punch Pete in the face. But, Annie is a lot more fun than Trudy. I'm just hoping that when Season 6 debuts, Harmon some how convinces her to do a nude scene to get Yahoo! some views.
Ball gag If you have to do one of those office or other group gag gift parties, where you get to take somebody else's gift or keep your own or whatever, here's a good gag. Pick up a gift card from the nicest chain restaurant in your town. But, don't activate it. Just take the card from the Grocery store or whatever. Write $50 on the amount part. Whenever it's opened, if you have to identify as the giver, you can just be all sheepish, "Oh, I didn't know it was supposed to be a gag." Then, the "winner" of that card will go to the restaurant thinking they've got $50. They won't find out until the meal is over that it actually was a gag gift. Boom roasted.
She appears to have some delicious sacks of fat on her chest as well. Wish we could have seen a line done off of them.
We are going to a Christmas party tomorrow night. The Hubby side of the couple hosting just sent me a text asking how big our TV is and if it's hi def. Isn't that a personal question? I guess since he didn't ask the same thing about my vibe I'm aok.
I love Alison Brie. She's hot yet seems approachable and fun. A few years ago she was in a movie with Emily Blunt and they had a conversation using only Elmo and Cookie Monster voices. It was fun. Girl Crush born.
So I had a dream last night, it lasted all night (no sex though boo), I was married to Aaron Rodgers. He loved my family (right there it's a dream, I don't even like them most of the time), my friends and coworkers. It was a happy time...then the alarm went off and I had sweaty inner thighs. Weird but in a good way. Just thought I'd share. Happy weekend everyone!
Oh man, Alison Brie. She is a little treasure. First she's like: Spoiler And then she's all: Spoiler But then you google her and: Spoiler And I'm: Spoiler
There's a black guy screaming at his phone on my sidewalk. "BITCH! You MY fucking HOE!" I turned on the sprinklers. Back to playing my guitar.
Cinemax is replaying last season of Banshee. Emmett just fucked up the nazis forever. I didn't notice it before but the one dude's skull is dented. Satisfying beat down. Nightmare on Elm Street 4 is also on. Season's Beatings, everyone.
Kubla: you asked earlier about Elf On The Shelf. Kids are told the Elf is basically one of Santa's spies. They get to play a game every morning to find it (you move it at night) meanwhile YOU use it to keep them in line. Like the Beholder-thing in Big Trouble In Little China, what it sees Santa knows. You're supposed to be "creative" with it. I've seens ones with it doing lines of blow or raping a Cabbage Patch doll, unfortunately us responsible, wholesome, non-deprived parents such as I have to keep it G-Rated. Tonight I slung him in a Santa hat from a hanging light: Recognize, bitches.
Elm Steet 4 and Die Hard 2 both directed by Renny Harlin. Talk about a director that crashed and burnt. One day you're directing Cliffhanger, next thing you know...The Covenant. Yeesh.