Love that show... the only problem is, so does my mom. Kind of uncomfortable watching some of those "good" scenes.
That show has some of the most down and dirty sex on TV. Parents shouldn't share the room with their kids watching it, regardless of age.
Dude, your kid is what? 3 or 4? You need to amuse yourself. An Auto-erotic Asphyxia hanging from the tree wouldn't even cause a blip on her radar. She'd simply scream "I found him! I found him!" Which, oddly enough, is exactly what Michael Hutchence's girlfriend yelled.
She's six and very inquisitive. When she was younger believe me: he got waterboarded, stuck his head in the oven (with suicide note, remember she couldn't read) and watched "Eraserhead" on laptop DVD player.
I'm a bit late to show my Alison Bree love. But whatever Craig Ferguson is killing it on his last show right now. [rnsfw]They are all photoshopped.[/rnsfw]
Helicopter parents... I'm not one. In the past week, all three of my kids have gotten on a plane, independently of one another. One of them bought her own ticket and said "I'll be back", the other two are too young to do that, so their dad bought it and then I just plunked them down at security and said "Love ya." The younger two found their flights and boarded and departed without a hitch. Most parents would be sad, but I'm not. I'm SO glad my kids trust themselves enough that they didn't freak out.
Frebis's thread suggestion needs to be bumped because he didn't mention getting his first blow job and that makes him silly and wrong. People should be given the opportunity to point out his wrongness.
So the other night, in addition to getting more shit-faced than I've been in recent memory, I decided to treat some of the guys in the neighborhood to a rousing performance of I Think I'll Be An Asshole Now, starring Misanthropic. The subject of my one man show was "Your religion is stupid". Because hey, what livens up a discussion more than talking politics? Religion of course! I was a class A jerk, and thought for sure I had ruined some friendships. Then the next day, before I could even apologize, one of the guys with a view opposite of mine texted me to say what good time he had getting into our discussion. I apologized to those present, but apparently these guys have their shit together, and if they didn't outright agree with me, they were more than willing to engage in a semi-drunken debate. I've posted it here a million times and I'll say it again - my neighbors are some damn good folks. Maybe I should try not to be such a dick.
I think I just creeped out my gay neighbor. I can't help it. He's gorgeous and we have the exact same job. I sunk my teeth in and didn't want to let go.
UHM, CLARIFY? I pulled something in the middle of my back. Shit sucks, man. I'm drinking absinthe because it's a night like that. Really, the only reason to be successful is to afford a better liquor cabinet.
Magazines disagree with you. And we all know they speak the truth. My friend sent me this link today. How Long Good Sex Takes You're all counting your minutes now, aren't you?