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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Cookie Monster

    Easy. Eat one of each. Except the ones with nuts. Throw them in the trash.
     
    #941 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: Cookie Monster

    I don't understand people who add nuts to cookies. Or raisins. Fuck raisins.
     
    #942 shimmered, Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: Cookie Monster

    Woo. This. Right here. No nuts, no raisins. Preach.
     
    #943 happyfunball, Dec 22, 2014
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    Crunchy peanut butter for peanut butter cookies.

    wtf.
     
    #944 shimmered, Dec 22, 2014
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    If it were up to me, there would only be chocolate chip and peanut butter cookies. Everything else can fuck right off.
     
    #945 xrayvision, Dec 22, 2014
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    And oatmeal. Oatmeal cookies done right are buttery delicious.
     
    #946 shimmered, Dec 22, 2014
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    This is the saddest thing I've ever heard.
     
    #947 Angel_1756, Dec 22, 2014
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    I made the saddest cookies ever this year...coconut cookies, made with coconut flour. Ever had coconut flour? It is gritty. My mom thought she accidentally ate a dog treat.

    Womp womp.
     
    #948 bewildered, Dec 22, 2014
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    Actually. Oatmeal cookie dough is something I can sit and eat. They don't need to be baked.


    You have to do the coconut no bake cookies with almond butter and coconut oil and something else, I don't know what. I forget.
     
    #949 shimmered, Dec 22, 2014
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    I did them with coconut flour, coconut oil, honey, egg, and some white chocolate chunks. They are friggin terrible.
     
    #950 bewildered, Dec 22, 2014
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    Dude. Just make macaroons. So much easy.
     
    #951 Angel_1756, Dec 22, 2014
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    Needs moar buttah!
     
    #952 shimmered, Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: Cookie Monster


    I will respectfully disagree. Pignoli cokies are awesome.
     
    #953 Misanthropic, Dec 22, 2014
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    Not in brownies, either

    I went to a friend's house after school one time when I was 7 or 8. Her mom made us a snack of pb&j sandwiches. I bit into it and was all "Gahh!" and spit it out with the biggest wtf expression on my face. She used crunchy peanut butter.

    You're alive!
     
    #954 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2014
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    Why IS crunchy peanut butter, anyway? Fucking gross.
     
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    Yep, alive so far. They don't know what is wrong but since I have no abdominal pain and my blood test came back normal, they sent me on my way. If it doesn't stop in a couple days then I will probably have to get a colonoscopy. Happy birthday to me, right?
     
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    Idk, because its made from NUTS. I can't believe y'all are hating on a variety of textures in your sandwiches and cookies.
     
    #957 JWags, Dec 22, 2014
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    I always assumed debating the merits of the shockingly inconsequential was the reason the internet existed.
     
    #958 Noland, Dec 22, 2014
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    Or lumpy mashed potatoes

    Hey, I'm making scrambled eggs. I'm just going to leave the shell in for you.
     
    #959 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2014
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    Shockingly inconsequential?! Do you want your children to grow up in a world where people can bite into a brownie, and instead of creamy cakey delicioutude, they get a limp crunch? Is it a pecan or peanut or roach head? Who knows?
     
    #960 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2014
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