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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Noland

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    If I've made them, you get walnuts.
     
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    My ex girlfriend was a ho ho ho

    I just heard the duet between Idina Menzell and Michael Buble on the Christmas channel I have playing on Pandora. I liked it, so I YouTube'd it to hear it again. Here's the video:



    It's intended to be cutesy, which I guess it is. I just had it playing in the background and didn't really watch the whole thing. After it was over, I went to click on the comments to see if there was a whole duet album or what. When I scrolled down - I don't even. There was a whole argument about the song being about rape.

    What is wrong with people?
     
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    Re: My ex girlfriend was a ho ho ho

    That's the most rational YouTube comment I've ever read.
     
    #963 Noland, Dec 22, 2014
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    Need a last-minute gift for the true patriot in your life? You're welcome.

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    #964 katokoch, Dec 22, 2014
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    I can't even respond to the comment. Like people who freak out when their orange juice has pieces of the fucking orange in it. What's next? Water without hydrogen or oxygen in it? Damn crazies...
     
    #965 Parker, Dec 22, 2014
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    Oh man, reading all this is making me want to have a PBJ the way it is intended - with CRUNCHY PB.
     
    #966 Currer Bell, Dec 22, 2014
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    I've contemplated adding crushed peanuts to crunchy peanut butter just to make it even crunchier. That's how it should be, unless you're a dirty fascist.
     
    #967 katokoch, Dec 22, 2014
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    Crunchy PB is the work of terrorists

    I knew there were some weirdos on this board, but dang. Clearly, you were dropped on your head as an infant.

    Gah, they're everywhere!
     
    #968 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2014
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    Well there is the strange option in the orange juice world of "lots of pulp." Which is like crunch peanut butter IF it was 98% peanut crumbles and 2% peanut butter. Sick twisted freaks drink "lots of pulp" orange juice.
     
    #969 Kubla Kahn, Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: My ex girlfriend was a ho ho ho

    But if you listen to the lyrics, every excuse has to do with someone other than her: she fears the shame of her dad, her brother, and her neighbours. Clearly this is a woman who has been robbed of agency by society, and the gentleman is merely looking out for her safety on a cold and stormy night.
     
    #970 ghettoastronaut, Dec 22, 2014
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    This is America, damnit! The unhealthier the better. All this nutty and pulpy nonsense sounds too much like hippy vegan food! I want my PB smooth. My brownies and other sweets free of nuts and coconut (ew), my OJ free of gag-inducing pulp, and my cookies to never deceive me with bastard raisins.
     
    #971 TX., Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: My ex girlfriend was a ho ho ho

    Yes, that's why Menzel agreed to be in the song. Like all women she LOVES a good date-raping, and wants to express said feelings via art.

    Reading YouTube comments is a great excuse to burn the world. See also: HuffPost.
     
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    Re: Or lumpy mashed potatoes

    Because there are peanut shells in crunchy peanut butter.
     
    #973 Danger Boy, Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: My ex girlfriend was a ho ho ho

    The perceived need for male protection is inherent in our western paternalistic society, and minimizes a woman's ability to protect herself, or of having the choice to do so.

    It's a joke, settle down


    The Mrsanthropic and I were listening to that song yesterday and dubbed it the Bill Cosby Song, changing the words a bit:

    I really can't stay
    Come on and have a drink
    I've got to go away
    Maybe a little pill
    This evening has been
    Stay the night with Bill
    So very nice
    Why don't you lay down in my room?
     
    #974 Misanthropic, Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: My ex girlfriend was a ho ho ho

    A bunch of dicks on 4chan and Reddit are trolling every Youtube video posted to Reddit... they post about misogyny, animal torture, or any other kind of social justice warrior crap. Then all the others in the subreddit go in and upvote it so they become the most popular comments.

    It's actually quite funny to see the idiots that feed the obvious trolls.
     
    #975 Nettdata, Dec 22, 2014
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    1. "Baby it's cold outside" is clearly about rape. It may not have been written that way. It may have been a cutesy 50s, "You know how guys should have to really work for it to prove they love you" kinda thing. But the line, "Say, what's in this drink?" makes me wonder why Bill Cosby never did a Christmas album.

    2. Peanut butter can be smooth. If you're 5. If you're older than 5, eat like a god damn red blooded american adult, and chew your food. Texture is one way to enliven food so that we're not all eating fucking bland paste all the time. If you don't like chunks in your peanut butter, go ahead and skip straight to meal replacement pills from 1960s sci fi visions of the future, because you're missing the point of food.

    3. Pulp in orange juice is wrong. If I wanted pieces of orange, I would have peeled an orange, rather than pouring what is supposed to be liquid from a carton into a glass. Liquid isn't supposed to have pieces. Remember Orbitz? The shitty 90s drink with little floating things in it? Crashed and burned because liquid should only be liquid.

    4. I know points 2 and 3 could be interpreted as contradicting each other. That interpretation would be wrong.

    5. Boom, Christmased.
     
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    Re: Or lumpy mashed potatoes

    I know, right? Gross.
     
    #977 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 22, 2014
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    Re: My ex girlfriend was a ho ho ho

    Demented and sad, but social.
     
    #978 Noland, Dec 22, 2014
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    Know what I'm doing today? Going to a local taco shop with my brother and getting fish tacos and sloshed on margaritas. Being in San Diego for Xmas ain't all bad.
     
    #979 toddamus, Dec 22, 2014
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    Guess what you freaks, if any of you made peanut butter at home, good luck getting the peanuts out. If any of you made orange juice at home, good luck getting the pulp out. Peanuts in PB and pulp in OJ is how its supposed to goddamn be. Big Food has to go in there and remove the peanuts and pulp to make it so you amoebas can enjoy yourselves.

    I can't even believe I'm a member of this board. I thought the race thread was bad, but this is just unthinkable...
     
    #980 Parker, Dec 22, 2014
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