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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. iczorro

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    Getting pulp out is easy, dude. Strainer.
     
  2. Parker

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    Monster. You need three things for OJ. The an orange, a cup and a juicer. When you bring up "strainer" you're in bullshit territory.

    If you don't want pulp people, there is a drink for you.
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    Also, brownies are a slightly flexible situation. Now if you're baking them for yourself, do what you want, go nuts (pun intended). But if you're sharing those brownies with a group of people, you better have straight brownies for normal humans, and your other option. You just can't roll in with a bunch of shit in your brownies unless this was discussed.
     
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    I think pulp in OJ makes it more satisfying. Same with crunchy peanut butter. Granted, the spreadability suffers because of the peanut pieces so you just have to use more. The peanut butter should always have majority rule on the PB&J.
     
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    WRONG!

    Good point. The "making peanut butter at home" craze is sweeping the nation and my George Washington Carver G200x just will not get the mix smoothed out.
     
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    60's Dad says:

    What does it matter what's in your peanut butter or orange juice? Faggots. You'll consume what I serve and you will and LIKE it.
     
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    ... same with rimming?
     
  7. Juice

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    Could be worse, we could be discussing tipping.

    (20% of the pretax bill is standard...by the way).
     
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    Can we have a Mac VS Windows debate, too?
     
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    I didn't think it was such a slippery slope. "This pulpy orange juice tastes great! I bet I would love to also eat shit nuggets."
     
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    Well, the slope is made considerably more slippery with peanut oil.
     
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    Crunch enhancer

    60% of the population prefers creamy peanut butter, 2% were too dumb to figure out the survey, and 38% are wrong.

    But, here is an piece defending delicious creamy peanut butter and the other weird kind.

     
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    Re: Crunch enhancer

    If you look at the age breakout data, you'll see the older people get the more it shifts to crunchy. Because once you have teeth and the ability to wipe your own ass, you understand that creamy PB is for toddlers.
     
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    They still make crunchy peanut butter? I thought that was just a fad!

    Okay, I saw this a couple of days ago and I just can't stop laughing whenever I watch it. This poor kid's mom asked if he wanted to go on TV for a sword belly dancing lesson. He was like fine, whatever. He had never done it before. Well this is how he described it:

    And the video. Dancing starts at about 1:15. I like how the three women are coordinated and he's all on his own. I'm hysterical over this for some reason.

     
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    Are we back in the race thread again?
     
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    The crunchier the better with peanut butter. No salt, preferably no emulsifiers and definitely no fucking sugar.


    Merry Christmas.
     
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    Re: Crunch enhancer

    There is NO justification for crunchy peanut butter.
     
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    You obviously don't know how to make your own nut butter.
     
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    If you prefer crunchy you're probably over the age of 60 and needing any last bit of fiber you can get.

    Y'all can keep your "crunchy PB". I'll stick with my coffee and IBS.
     
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