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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. toytoy88

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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    Lucky you. A co-worker just left a 12 pack under my desk. Of Coke.
     
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    I just had an obscene amount of the leftover cheese ball from our office pot luck, washing it down every so often with grapes. I feel like I'm on a picnic when I can avoid looking out the window at the cold dreary day outside.

    Speaking of gin, I bought Tanqueray Rangpur the other day thinking it would just be lime flavored gin. Nope, there's other shit in there and I don't like it. I made a martini and had so much angers at the way it tasted. I need to buy some real gin tonight or tomorrow so I don't go the holidays without it.
     
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    I have a 11 Harvest Moon Pumpkin Beers in my truck that I plan on giving to the guys on the street corners along with all the cookies and holiday candy people give me, you are welcome to it.
     
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    Were they supposed to leave you a gift or are they somehow convinced you don't enjoy alcohol?
     
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Instagram is for boob pictures

    Yes. If by people, you mean guys. And by food, you mean boobs.

    Substitute? Apparently I don't know what that word means, because raisins is not a substitute for bacon. I think I will substitute this bag of pennies for my parachute. wtf
     
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    Nah, she was just being nice and I do drink a lot of coke at work.
     
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    I feel like you guys aren't truly appreciating the art of my broccoli salad. It's broccoli (okay, so-so), mozzarella cheese (yum), red onion (some bite) and bacon (was that an orgasm I just had?). Then mix it with mayo (fuck you binary), sugar (vorticon's out) and vinegar (more kick). Sit overnight. People bow down when I walk in with it.

    Also dewercs, you just proved my point how people like food pictures. Brb, gotta take a picture of the wings I just ordered.
     
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    They must have read your Twitter feed and assumed you have a problem with the booze.
     
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    Maybe I was being condscending
     
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    Absolute zero. The number of fucks being given by me at work today.

    The worst part about this is that I really do want to do stuff. It's just that the stuff that needs doing requires customer interaction, of which we have none, because they decided to stay home this week. I have a USB SNES controller in my laptop bag. The temptation to play Super Mario Kart at my desk is awful.
     
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    Snap, crackle, pop

    Food pictures, you say?

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    The local paper just ran a story about how a grade 3 student with Asperger's got a job working at a big box store as a "greeter" in order to be able to afford a Disney Frozen kid's recliner for his sister who has a heart defect.

    My own heart swelled with holiday spirit until I read that the sister's name is Aspynne. I'm pretty sure that makes me the bad person here, but I don't care.

    Don't name your kids stupid things, people.
     
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    Lemonjello

    There are exceptions.

    Aren't you about a month away from shooting the little fucker out? Do you have a final name picked out? Because, I think there's at least 4 TiBette* mothers to be, so you don't want to take one of their names. The meetups could get awkward.

    *Not 'funball, though.

    ETA: So, it's at least 5, now!
     
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    Re: Not Dr. Rush

    Finally! And you're not a doctor, so you would know.

    CB and I are putting a pox on our uterii (it's a word, look it up*). Um, not a real pox. We're still clean. And empty. Nothing nothing in there. But congratulations to everyone else.

    *not a word
     
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    For the children.



    Avoiding work.
     

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    Exactly. That's what a hysterectomy does, duh. Lots of older women have that procedure, though.
     
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    Rush is mean!

    You gonna take that CB?

    I can't believe he's being so mean to you. I'd do something about it. Like not post boobies or something. Hit him where it really hurts.
     
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    Sorry, he had me at hysterectomy. It prompted a brief but lovely daydream where I never have to deal with periods or the possibility of pregnancy again.

    ETA: well, mine anyway. I'll still be dealing with that for my daughter a long long time. sob
     
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    Well, sure, but have fun shaving that mustache.
     
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