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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Juice

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    Hang on a minute.

    Who are the five pregnant TiBettes? There's shimmered, trickysista, Jenny12many and myself... who's the fifth?
     
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    Not me, that's for damned sure. I think there is another though...
     
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    fun fact; the blond girl at the very beginning once drove from Springfield MO, to the Quad cities, and then to Montreal to spend NYE with my brother. I still have no idea how my brother got this girl to drive 15 hours to spend 8 hours with him.
     
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    Special Delivery

    I may be remembering wrong. Maybe it was a TiBer's wife or sister or something. I don't pay that close attention. I mean, I peek in your windows at night, but I'm no stalker. Plus, 'funball keeps pretending she could get pregnant, so that might be what I was thinking.
     
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    Joke'll be on her when she gets knocked up and has a kid 16 years younger than her current youngest. But you'd have to be having sex to get knocked up sooooo.....
     
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    The Rhythm Method

    Another acceptable form of birth control.
     
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    You DO know that's a turn-on for many many people, yes?
     
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    Re: Special Delivery

    Ever hear of the Immaculate Conception? All it'll take for funball to get pregnant is for God to impregnate her, just like he did for Mary.

    Anyone do screwdrivers for Xmas morning? I'm thinking that'll make tomorrow more fun but maybe I'm wrong.
     
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    Tis the season you jackasses.

    Sniff. I'm fine. I just have something in my eye.

    Meanies.
     
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    Re: Special Delivery

    Yeah, well Mary was a virgin. And, like 14 years old, sooooo . . .
     
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    Hey now, to make up for me being mean how about some Allison Brie and some puppies?

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    The momma bear is strong in this one.
     
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    Elizabeth then?
     
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    What is Myrrh?

    Or Sarah. Wasn't she like 90?

    Speaking of changing up the biblical narrative, I'm reading Unholy Night right now. It's really good. It's about the Three Wisemen, but if instead of Magii from the East, they were thieves and badass swordsmen. It's by Seth Grahame-Smith, the same dude that wrote Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I'm at the part where Elizabeth's husband, Zecheriah, just stitched up a wound in Balthasar's chest.
     
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    Re: Special Delivery

    Either vodka or gin, both go great in OJ. The day after will be mimosas with leftover champagne.
     
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