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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    On it.
     

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  2. D26

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    My wife is pregnant and ready to pop in about 2 weeks. I'm waiting for the inevitable snow storm that will not allow us to get to the hospital when she goes into labor, because that's how things just go, right? At least that is what TV has taught me.
     
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    Come on, dude. You're going to be a father, you need to be prepared for this shit.

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    #1123 ghettoastronaut, Dec 24, 2014
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    Merry Christmas, happy holidays, etc., idiots. If you're traveling, watch out for drunken and speeding and oblivious morons. I hope you all enjoy some festive, peaceful times over the holidays. A big thank you to everyone who gave me a good laugh or otherwise entertained me this year. Ho ho ho!
     
    #1124 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 24, 2014
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    Just made what WILL be my last trip to the grocery store for quite a few days... what a fucking zoo.

    I now have everything I need to hole up for the next week, in comfort.

    Merry Fucking Christmas, you Idiots.
     
    #1125 Nettdata, Dec 24, 2014
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    Christmas is here. Just cracked open a bottle of De Margerie Champagne and about to cook up some giant sea snails with linguine. Something, something thanks Jeebus.
     
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    Just made a batch of chocolate and spiced rum coconut macaroons for the neighbours.

    None made it to the neighbours.

    Today was a good day.
     
    #1127 Nettdata, Dec 24, 2014
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    I am at work still, ah the awesomeness of 2nd shift.

    I get to paint ceilings and start laminate floors when I get home, piss on Christmas
     
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    My mom knows exactly which books to give me for Christmas.

    Edit. Screw the photo because I can't resize. It is Fields of Blood: Religion and the History of Violence by Karen Armstrong. Amazon link.
     
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    I read something similar called "Abraham's Curse" by Bruce Chilton. Points out all the instances in the 3 Abrahamic religions of divinely inspired or sanctioned violence.

    My mom got me the complete works of Hieronymus Bosch. Thing must weigh 15 pounds. The reproductions are all in high resolution color. Insane. I'm convinced Bosche's work could drive a relatively healthy person insane.
     
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    That's a cool gift. I don't know much about art, but I did appreciate this link.

    How to recognize famous paintings from a reddit user link
     
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    Merry Christmas Idiots. Beers are flowing and food is plenty. Get drunk, have sex and post boobie pictures.
     
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    My kid is with her dad in Texas this Christmas so it is just me and Mr. Bell. Our Christmas Eve dinner will be filet mignon with porcini compound butter and red wine risotto.
     
    #1133 Currer Bell, Dec 24, 2014
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    We had a steak salad with bleu cheese and some kind of high falutin' dressing. Husband had whiskey to go with it.

    It's just us.

    Daughter was in a car wreck last night while out of state with a friend. Mild scare but overall I think she's okay...all things considered she's goddamned lucky because the truck was hit and flipped, and she doesn't have anything life threatening or major.
     
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    Yea, I avoid grocery stores at all cost from the 23-25.
     
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    I'm just sitting in my parents garage, hanging out with my dog and prepping guns for our trip to Illinois. Oh, anticipation!

    We just had dinner with some family friends. For the record, pears poached in a red wine sauce with vanilla and cinnamon are fucking good. I get spoiled when I come here.
     
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    The guy at the cornerstore said "Merry Christmas" aftr paying. I shook his hand for it.

    Merry Christmas, TiB. My gift to you this year is neckbeardsin fedoras/trilbys.


    Ya'll wanna fuck with a slice of THIS?!?!
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    Wants to sex your ass up. Color-Me-Badd-style.
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    I doubt he takes many "journeys" outside that bedroom. Cheetos don't require a refridgerator.
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    For my next trick... perpetual lonliness!
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    M'lady.
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    #1137 Crown Royal, Dec 24, 2014
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    Now I'm having a martini. This time with a non-flavory gin. I am very happy.
     
    #1138 Currer Bell, Dec 24, 2014
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    "Santa" has assembled the gifts and had his cookies and milk. It is lime-and-grapefruit daquiri time.

    Side note: whoever invented dolls that piss and shit should be sold into white slavery at a Russian prison to be used strictly as fuckmeat for 12-inch tattooed cocks. I would NEVER buy this for my kid, naturally my stepsister-in-law whom I don't like did.
     
    #1139 Crown Royal, Dec 24, 2014
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    You should fill it with pudding. The two of you could have some fun next time you go out.

    I just finished a French 75. Gin, lemon, sugar, champagne. This is how god wants us to drink.

    Now to wait for Santa. Only a thin sliver of night light shines through the blinds. I've got the same face paint as Martin Sheen at the end of Apocalypse Now and The Doors' The End is playing. I am so fucking ready for this fat bitch. The Horror... The Horror...
     
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