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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Currer Bell

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    I'll have to try a French 75 tomorrow night after we've cracked open the bubbly.
     
    #1141 Currer Bell, Dec 25, 2014
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    #1142 CharlesJohnson, Dec 25, 2014
  3. Crown Royal

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    Well, if it's women covered in feces you crave than thou hast come to the right place...

    Naw, it's Christmas. And I don't like hinting about incoming horror.

    Christ, you really opened ths? You sick fuck.
     
    #1143 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2014
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    Sweet Jesus. My jizz rag after browsing through those pics:

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    Merry Christmas everyone.
     
    #1144 Juice, Dec 25, 2014
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    That pic looked pretty good on my phone as it was zoomed out at first, CJ, you asshole, and then I zoomed in. I regret that.

    Is that just supposed to be classy scat porn? Have we come to this?
     
    #1145 katokoch, Dec 25, 2014
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    I've waited so long...
     
    #1146 Danger Boy, Dec 25, 2014
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    Suddenly, "Shake That Bear" doesn't seem like the most classless mainstream combination of porn and nature.

    It is eleven fucking degrees out. That's what, around 55 F? We have had no snow here YET. No snow for Christmas, no sign of snow in even the near future. I would be freaked out if I wasn't so overcome with joy over warmth, considering last winter was a complete fucking nightmare.

    Keep it up, God. Secretly, I could care less that it makes our children sad.
     
    #1147 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2014
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    It's -1 out here right now, no snow, and they're calling for 15cm of snow on Saturday.

    I don't mind that.

    Finally got a new batch of macaroons over to the neighbours, which the husband really appreciated, because his wife can't cook worth shit.

    Now digging into some smoked oysters and a few cocktails in front of a big roaring fire.

    It's a good night.
     
    #1148 Nettdata, Dec 25, 2014
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    It's not even close to minus temperatures here. I haven't run out of beer yet and I still have a carton of rum. Life isn't bad at all.
     
    #1149 Bundy Bear, Dec 25, 2014
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    Torrential rain here, but not after a sunny pool session on the Aquaduck.
     
    #1150 guernica, Dec 25, 2014
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    Scrooged is really a great movie. One of those that quickly dates itself - I'm sure most younguns have no idea who Lee Majors, John Houseman, or Buddy Hackett are. Or for that matter the Solid Gold dancers. But besides all that it is really solid comedy.
     
    #1151 Currer Bell, Dec 25, 2014
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    David Johanssen owns that movie. New York Dolls FTW
     
    #1152 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2014
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    Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you all get what you deserve.

    Scratch that, you'd all be dead. I hope you get what you want....

    Stay safe today everyone, especially if you're traveling.

    Edit: The wife got me a PS4. I got her a tote bag. I feel like a dick.
     
    #1153 The Village Idiot, Dec 25, 2014
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    Merry Christmas, and Hannukah, and Long Night.

    Hope you all are happy this day.
     
    #1154 CanisDirus, Dec 25, 2014
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    Is it an expensive tote bag?

    Ah, Christmas morning, watching A Christmas Story, waiting for my dad to get out of the bathroom so we can open presents.

    Merry Christmas!
     
    #1155 happyfunball, Dec 25, 2014
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    LCBO Gift card. They KNEW. How can something so small being such enormous joy?

    Merry Christmas, kids. Now that the pain of blowing all that money on shit for other people is over, pour booze over said pain and post the results. That's why this thread exists.
     
    #1156 Crown Royal, Dec 25, 2014
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    Not really, $100 (Ralph Lauren) - but it's what she wanted. I also got her pearl earrings. Not even close to what I usually do for Christmas, and typically I tell her get me something small, because I'm fine with the shit I have. Figures the first year I'm somewhat reasonable she goes overboard. I think it might be just to spite me.
     
    #1157 The Village Idiot, Dec 25, 2014
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    I thought you guys hated each other? (not meaning to sound like a total butt)
     
    #1158 shimmered, Dec 25, 2014
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    You can always get her a pearl necklace, she may like that

    Anyone else here overwhelmed by family on Christmas? For me, its all a bit much. If it were just me, my twin brother, my dad and the dogs things would be so much better.
     
    #1159 toddamus, Dec 25, 2014
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    WOOOO CHRISTMAS WOOOOO!!! I GOT A PRETENTIOUS ICE CHEST, A CHAINSAW, AND SOME DONKEY-KONG-NEW-YORK UNDERWEAR!

    BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!
     
    #1160 Blue Dog, Dec 25, 2014
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