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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. toddamus

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    I cant eat 5 guys fries. It seems like every time I do, almost without fail, I get some sort of horrible indigestion and then a sudden case of diarrhea. Not sure if its because they undercook them or what, but it happens at a stunning rate. Not sure why they don't cook them longer, but really wish they did.
     
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    I just blew my nose while sitting on the toilet and a golden graham fell onto my lap. Dafuq?
     
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    You had sex in the kitchen earlier and knocked over a box of cereal that fell in your hair?
     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    False. Freddy's is the valedictorian.

    Their double steakburger with bacon, onion, pickle, and mustard is the stuff god's wet dreams are made of.

    It's also the stuff my gut is made of, because I eat there at least 2-4 times a month.
     
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    Looks like the only Freddy's in Virginia is in Fairfax. Too bad, I am always happy to try out a new burger.

    Five Guys fries are not my favorite, but the leftovers are good if you heat them up in the oven and pour gravy over them.
     
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    There are far too many people in this house right now to be having sex in the kitchen.

    All I can figure is that I got a golden graham in my hair this morning at breakfast. Considering how rough my morning went, it is entirely possible.
     
  7. toddamus

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    Cool so go do it on the couch under the covers, no one will suspect a thing.
     
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    Y'all are crazy. Sonic burgers are where it's at.
     
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    Easy way to tell if a bartender is good is to order a mojito.

    Easy way to tell if a burger is good is to order it with bacon and/or jalapenos.

    Sonic's bacon doesn't deserve the right to be called bacon, and their jalapenos taste like grass.

    Their tater tots, however, are the stuff of legend.
     
  10. LatinGroove

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    I can confirm that they do indeed taste different. I have been to one in Bakersfield and we have them in DFW. In Texas they are less than mediocre. The best burger chain around here is Twisted Root. There is nothing more delicious than a bison or elk burger.
     
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    To be honest - I only really care about their breakfast burritos.



    You motherfucker. How DARE you invoke the name of Twisted Root when I'm 2 days' drive from the closest bison burger and watermelon tea fix?!?!?
     
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    Oh fun. PSN and XBL are hacked?
     
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    What do you mean by "hacked"?

    I understand that they are the target of a bit of a denial of service attack, but hadn't heard they were hacked. (Hacked implies that they've been infiltrated and undesired access has been obtained, not just "let's make them so busy that nobody can do anything").

    And for shits and giggle, feel free to watch this: http://map.ipviking.com

    It's my version of the Fireplace Channel... real-time DDOS attack visualizations.

    Can't speak for the legitimacy and accuracy of the information, but a few weeks ago when my DNS service provider was being DDOS'd, it was damn accurate, and looked like something out of War Games... walls of incoming packets.
     
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    I'm telling you! The only thing I hate is how expensive it is. The money is still totally worth it though.

    I know you were from the same neck of the woods. Did you ever get to try Bakers Drive In off Highway 5 in McKinney? Or how about Wingfields in Oak Cliff?
     
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    Sonic is definitely a solid burger. And their fries are decent. I'm a fan of their sweet potato tots - I've been known to order them to go with a cherry limeade and then go home and spike the hell out of the limeade with some rum. Oh yeah.
     
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    Nah. I played in AgTown and occasionally Funky Town. Dallas ain't right for my breeding.

    Twisted Root in Arlington is attached to my favorite bar - Hooligans. You can order from the Root and still have your good bad experience. I miss home.
     
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    I got full-out sick today....I was walking the line all week and it finally knocked me on my ass. Fries or tator tots sounds amazing right now.

    And, y'all are crazy. Whataburger has the best burger in town. They have this hatch green chile burger that is amaaaaaaazing. Even the ketchup tastes better there.
     
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    I'm driving 18 miles to get a Sonic burger, a coke float, fresh french fries, and the best goddamn honey mustard a fast food joint can produce tomorrow.
     
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    What the heck is in the Midwest USA that everyone seems to be attacking? Is there a particular city there that's the heart of our internet or something?
     
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    Doing allergy shots. Two shots, every other day, for a year.

    I don't have that weird phobia of needles like some people where they pass out and shit, but something about sticking a needle into my own body just seems.... wrong? Dirty?

    It doesn't hurt, it feels like something I'm not supposed to be doing.
     
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