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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Juice

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    I would report the weather, but I didn't go outside today. I think it was sunny? The only time I opened the door was when some guy with a regular right hand and a left hand that was basically a fist with three little nubs came by wanting me to sign some petition for something. I can't remember what. I was too busy farting and then running into the bathroom to make sure I didnt shit my pants to care about his cause or his nubby fist.
     
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    Well? Don't leave us hanging.
     
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    I got to use the phrase "Poop Phalanx" today.
    So I've got that going for me.

    Weather was sunny and mild.
     
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    41 degrees outside and blowing like a fat chick. This passes for "really fucking cold" around here.
     
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    This pooped up in my Facebook feed this morning.



    I chuckled.
     
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    This reminded me of being a teenager in the 80's and watching the Solid Gold Dancers on Solid Gold.

     
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    So...they're calling for 1-3" of snow on Wednesday. In Las fucking Vegas. WTF? No way in hell will I be getting out on the roads with these assholes if there's snow on the ground. These fuckers can't even drive in the rain. Looks like I'll be having a 5 day weekend.
     
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    Showtime breaks in between movies. I remember doing this one!



    And I wasn't wearing a leotard, just sweats and a sloppy t-shirt. Got me off my ass for 6 minutes. Believe it or not I was looking for a specific one where you're touching the floor, and you do two squats and then after you get to the end of the second one you bring your upper body in to your legs twice. And I don't know if this was the actual music playing or if I happened to do it one time, but I always think of "Another One Bites the Dust" to that workout. It's the perfect beat for that movement. Weird I remember that.
     
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    Something funny just popped up on Facebook (for once)... "Describe your latest poop with a movie title."


    Lethal Weapon.


    Aaaaand tag, Bewildered, you're it!
     
    #1290 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 28, 2014
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    The Green Mile.
     
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    Anaconda: the hunt for the blood orchid
     
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    I ate an entire pan of buffalo wing dip by myself, so...

    Bloodsport.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Is this working out? Or "working out"?
     
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    Pulp Fiction.
     
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    The Neverending Story.
     
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    Waterworld.

    Also, completely unrelated, this was my morning menu:
     

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    2 Fast, 2 Furious.
     
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