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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Bourne again

    I'm not sure I know what you're asking. Whatever it is, it's happening here, too:
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  2. happyfunball

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    I woke up this morning to 8 facebook notifications. I didn't remember really posting anything, although someone could have easily run across one of my more hilarious comments and wanted to tell me how awesome I am. It happens. Anyway, I click on Notifications and had this:


    He also poked me. Who still does that?

    I don't really remember him but when he friend requested me I vetted him and we have numerous high school friends in common and he lives in my hometown. He also had a real facebook page with him and his wife and multiple posts and comments.

    Now I feel weird. The funny thing is that after I accepted his request I ended up hiding him because he's one of those guys that posts stupid links and stuff like that.

    And no, I didn't poke him back.

    Should I have hidden his face? I feel kind of bad about that, but not really. I wanted you guys to get the full affect of 8 of him staring at me. It's like a photo booth.

    Edit: OMG!! He JUST responded and liked another of my comments. I mean yes, I'm sure I deserve the accolades, but come on strange guy I don't really remember but was just being nice, stop it! You're creeping me out!
     

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    He just wants to bang your brains out than bury you in the woods somewhere, you should be flattered really. That is a comically ugly person though
     
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    I don't know why he picked that one. There were better ones he could have used.
     
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    You're annoyed the serial killer liked an unflattering photo of you?
     
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    I think she meant that he has better pictures of himself. Maybe he's being ironic?
     
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Silk Stalkings

    Yeah, like this one for instance:
     

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    Currer is correct.

    Rush, I was just trying to be kind to a friend...well, stranger on the internet. And by kind, I mean creepy.
     
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    you succeeded.
     
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    I was really bummed last night about trying to figure out what to do about work stuffs - and then this morning the manager I've had (Let's call her Sally) sent me a message asking to meet.
    Sally is a decent manager, but very Italian, and not super confident when it comes to managing her friends, but I do like her.

    Sally, the owner, and the upstairs manager (Lucy) talked and they don't want me working upstairs because I lack experience in a very relevant portion of the job, so Owner and Lucy told Sally to get with me about rearranging my schedule and pulling me off of big dog duty, because Owner doesn't want me to NOT work there. Sally and Lucy had told him what my performance was like, and he doesn't want me to not be an employee.

    ALSO, Owner, Sally, and Lucy talked to my coworkers (literally all of them, including other supervisors) and ALL of them were in agreement that a high risk pregnancy is something they don't mind helping me through, AND that the supervisor I can't stand (Let's call her Cunt) is absolutely wretched at her job. Then Owner, Sally, and Lucy talked to Cunt and told her she has 30 days to improve or she'll be fired or demoted - probably demoted - because her performance at the managerial aspect of her job is failing to even attempt to meet expectations. They gave her some tools, and told her she'd have to be self motivated, have to do things on her own time - not when she was on 'shift', and she'd have to report to all of them to show her progress.

    Sally asked me if I'd be willing to come back and work through things...so given all of that information, I said yes, but I only want 4 days a week. She said that was fair.


    Maybe things did work out for the best. I have a feeling Cunt isn't going to improve, she was reportedly really defensive and angry during their meeting, and has been since. I don't know what the plan is for if she doesn't.
     
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    Re: Bourne again

    It appears gravity has not been friendly to that poor girl.
     
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    Re: Bourne again

    Like you wouldn't hit it.
     
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    Re: Bourne again

    I don't he said that, I just think he means by the time she's more experienced in life her tits may be at her hips. She is stunning though for sure
     
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    Re: Bourne again

    Yeah, she's attractive to be sure. Not close to my type, but attractive and she has a great ass, but in 80% of the pictures, its just what Toddamus said. Don't expect that for someone that young.
     
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    Yeah, big boobs suck.

    Small titties for the win!

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  16. Rush-O-Matic

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    Itty bitty

    ftfy

    ftfy you, too.

    That gif is hilarious. What were the Google search terms you used to find that?
     
  17. Luke 217

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    Speaking of Tits:

    My stepson brought his new girlfriend over a couple nights ago,,, and holy fucking shit.... Huge titties on display. You couldn't not notice.

    I know I'm old, and she seemed really nice for someone 18 years old. But my god have times a changed, and I guess its somewhat socially acceptable to flaunt what you got,,, but show some fucking decorum for tits sake. Her sweater hams were basically falling out of her fucking shirt. It was one of those things where I almost said, "go put a fucking shirt on tits mcghee"

    When did the worm turn and it was okay when you met your boyfriends parents for the first time and you wear a shirt that barely covers your crumb shelf and for your nips to almost pop out?

    The wife also agreed that she could stay here till the weekend as well without telling me.


    Not only do I have to be cognizant of my erections, I have to explain from when'st they came from.
     
  18. Juice

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    So youre complaining that a hot 18 year old is flaunting her tits around your house.

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    Life is hard.
     
  19. happyfunball

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    Re: Itty bitty

    I had seen it before but couldn't remember where (4chan?) so I just googled small titty gifs. Figured it would give me something good to post.

    *Imagines Rush is busy for the rest of the day and night*
     
  20. Luke 217

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    Till the weekend at least.
     
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