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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    You could always just turn the heat down until she puts a sweater on. You could make it interesting and take bets.
     
    #1421 ghettoastronaut, Dec 30, 2014
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Itty bitty

    Well, I am off on Thursday . . .
     
    #1422 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 30, 2014
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    Re: Itty bitty


    I posted it a few years ago

    http://www.theidiotboard.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2632&p=138397&hilit=*.gif#p138397
     
    #1423 wexton, Dec 30, 2014
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    She ain't stupid... she knows she might get a little extra boning this weekend as a result of this extra motivation.
     
    #1424 Nettdata, Dec 30, 2014
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Or, maybe she's looking for some specific action. What's the male equivalent of a cougar-kitten combo called?
     
    #1425 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 30, 2014
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    You might be right. Years and years ago me and wife were in Boston for Xmas, and not knowing what the fuck we were doing or where to go, we had some cocktails at "Cheers".
    Sure, a touristy thing to do, but who gives a fuck.
    Well the bartender was (by the wife's admission), totally hot and had one of those retahded Irish Boston accents. Nice enough guy, good pour, whatever.
    I practically got raped in that park nearby on the way back to the hotel.

    I think you're on to something.
     
    #1426 Luke 217, Dec 30, 2014
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    I'm reading that like she expects male on male action.

    Since that link is broken, I'm going with, Yeah, sure you did. Lies!

    You may have, I don't know. I just know I saw it somewhere. And was surprised because it actually looked like she had big boobs. Technology is amazing!
     
    #1427 happyfunball, Dec 30, 2014
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    A trap.
     
    #1428 Nettdata, Dec 30, 2014
  9. Nettdata

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    Really?

     
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    Re: Bourne again



    I'd bang her silly too, but she does not have a great ass. It's both flat and flabby. This is a great ass:
     

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  11. Crown Royal

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    I believe they call it the Creepy Perverted Sex Crime.

    Men never look like heroes in that scenario, it is a transfixed stereotype.
     
    #1431 Crown Royal, Dec 30, 2014
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    Re: Bourne again


    It IS a great ass.I'd love to see her standing up straight.
     
    #1432 shimmered, Dec 30, 2014
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    Colleen Fotsch's ass is stupid. I'd probably act like a dog that finally caught a car and would have no idea what to do with it if I ever got my hands on it.
    [​IMG]
     
    #1433 FreeCorps, Dec 30, 2014
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    That's f ucking amazing.
     
    #1434 shimmered, Dec 30, 2014
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    I wish I didn't have ethics and scruples, because I have a friend whose ass is absolutely flawless. But can't go around posting people's images on the internet for you pervs to ogle over.
     
    #1435 Aetius, Dec 30, 2014
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    Because of the . . . ?

    Whatever, dude. I have a friend who lets me drive his spaceship to work everyday.
     
    #1436 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 30, 2014
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    So you're saying you're ethical enough to not post it, but amoral enough to take the creepshot in the first place?
     
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    Is it still a creepshot if she took the picture and posted it on her facebook? If so, then yes.
     
    #1438 Aetius, Dec 30, 2014
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    If she posted it to her facebook then she's decided to publish it and you're just being a White Knight.

    Tell me you're wearing a fedora right now...
     
    #1439 Nettdata, Dec 30, 2014
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    Re: Bourne again



    I have to agree with you that the pic you posted is a great ass. But disagree with you that it is flat and flabby. It is far from flat, it just isn't toned like the one you posted.
     
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