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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Boink

    She probably doesn't want you poking the baby in the head with your penis. Because that happens. That's where the term "boinking" came from.

    If you're Aetius, you don't have to tuck away visuals - you just download the pictures from her Facebook page.
     
    #1481 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 31, 2014
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    Did I just shit myself?

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    According to Bryan Callen Hollywood is filled with random sex parties and he's fucked a couple of masked yet obviously still substantial stars at them. Lots of weird swinger shit he's detailed on Joe Rogan's podcast before.


    Also why photos of this 18 year old half naked girl haven't been posted yet is beyond me (maybe I missed his first post about it).


    edit: 35 people crushed to death on The Bund in Shanghai during New Years Eve. I thought Chinese New Years got crazy there...
     
    #1482 Kubla Kahn, Dec 31, 2014
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    I think I am about to begin drinking heavily, by George. I suggest many of you do the same.
     
    #1483 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2014
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    Four beers ahead of you Crown.
     
    #1484 Hoosiermess, Dec 31, 2014
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    Due to a very poorly thought out bet, I will not be drinking until 2015. The beer is on ice. Happy New Year.
     
    #1485 Puffman, Dec 31, 2014
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    I spent the day perusing a woodworking shop buying all sorts of very cool shit for pennies on the dollar. Best purchase was a $1k jointer for $400. Then I bought a trailer full of wood. Needless to say the next 8 days of my vacation are spoken for.

    Out for dinner at the local pub to unwind, then it's home to meet up with a 22 year old I've somehow become fuck buddies with.

    As an older guy, I fucking love "daddy issues".
     
    #1486 Nettdata, Dec 31, 2014
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    And she loves playing the role... this pic just showed up with, "don't forget your heart medicine, old man...".



    Looks like the New Year is going to start off with a hell of a bang.

    Dumb as a sack of hammers, and I don't give a shit.

    You kids all have fun tonight!
     

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    Please fake a heart attack mid coitus.
     
    #1488 Aetius, Dec 31, 2014
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    Who's to say I won't have a real one?
     
    #1489 Nettdata, Dec 31, 2014
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    I mean we can all hope, but you should have a back up plan. If she's as dumb as you say she is, her reaction should be all kinds of fun.
     
    #1490 Aetius, Dec 31, 2014
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    Happy New Year my fellow degenerates.
     
    #1491 shimmered, Dec 31, 2014
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    Live stream it is.
     
    #1492 Nettdata, Dec 31, 2014
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    I think you mean death stream.
     
    #1493 Aetius, Dec 31, 2014
  14. Crown Royal

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    Drunk enough now. Want to be better, will work on it. It's "drink like it's college" hour, haven't had Jack and Coke in forever, this should be fun
     
    #1494 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2014
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    Sitting in a bar watching my wife and her friend drink over priced garbage. This is not fun in the least.

    Fuck being sober.
     
    #1495 Flat_Rate, Dec 31, 2014
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    I've had to pace myself so I won't be too drunk at midnight. Afterwards, all bets are off.
     
    #1496 Currer Bell, Dec 31, 2014
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    Take her to the bathroom and fuck her sober, that should brighten your mood
     
    #1497 toddamus, Dec 31, 2014
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    Damn, are you pregnant, too?
     
    #1498 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 31, 2014
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    Just call me Topher

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    This will be the last post of 2014 so Happy NewYear, TiB.
     
    #1499 Crown Royal, Dec 31, 2014
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    Happy new years idiots.
     
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