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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Somebody please explain what THOSE are. I mean, besides being equally hilarious and marvellously retarded-looking, is there some sort of practical use that's being kept secret?
     
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    That provide the added spring so they can more easily hop the border fence.
     
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    You see, I thought they were to practice for ski-jumping but it seems to be a Hispanic thing. Now that the mainstream knows of them it's only a matter of time before they're being worn by your local Starbucks-loitering screenplay writer.

    I hate being a filthy casual. If only I had style...
     

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    It makes all the ass-kickings that much worse. Duh.
     
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    Skis. You never know what type of terrain you'll encounter once you cross the border.
     
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    No give backs.
     
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    Fuck everything about that cunt. Science isn't open for debate, deal with it.
     
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    Nah man, big pharma has cures for cancer man, you're a sheeple, you must work for the man.

    Or so my cousins tell me.


    And if they did have a cure for cancer ( which form is never said ) they would literally have a license to print money. But they don't release it because why? Oh that's right, being members of the shadow government they are more concerned with population control. Right.


    These people are all fucktards.
     
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    Still one of my favourite takes on the subject:

     
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    Its hilarious when you take a step back and look at the antagonists in this so-called "debate". You have a large group of almost entirely not-very-bright people saying that those people that attended fact-based colleges for years to achieve PHDs don't know what they're talking about. Jesus Hudson Christ, wrap your head around that if you can.

    Yes, we should listen to the "alternative" people whose sole medical or scientific qualification consists of preferring to sit on the floor rather than furniture.
     
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    For whatever reason, the Dunning-Kruger effect has seemed to become much more mainstream and pervasive, and it's frustrating.
     
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    I have the perfect person to send to the anti-vaccer gathering. Eyeball:

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    http://www.cleveland.com/nation/index.s ... eball.html

    He can repay his debt to society with his own special brand of punishment.

    Tell me that isn't the scariest fucking cretin you have ever seen.
     
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    There is only topic that really gets me heated, and thats vaccinations. I simply can not and will not engage people who think vaccines cause autism and other harms.

    So not only do we have these irresponsible morons to thank for the resurgence of whooping cough, mumps, etc, we can also thank them for less effective vaccines. Because of the concern over mercury in the MMR vaccine it was removed and replaced with another less effective formula. So now because of these assholes the MMR vaccine is less effective than it was 20 years ago.

    I do love conspiracy theory that pharmas have a cure for cancer. Like JWags said, if they had that, they could charge whatever they wanted and could shit money until that went off patent
     
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    Nah, this thread would only need to be abandoned if someone came in and defended the anti-vaxx point of view and resulted in an internet fight. Which may still happen. It just hasn't happened yet.
     
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    If someone came in here and defended that stance, I'd fucking nuke their account.

    This is the Idiot Board, not the Board of Morons.
     
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    I actually had a fun idea for a video poking fun at the surge in popularity for stupid "tactical" shit.

    It will feature these pointy boots with small disco balls on the end. When you run out of bullets you can blind them with the disco balls and use the boot as a stabbing instrument. TACTICAL BOOOOTTSSS

    Tactical bookmarks. For when you want an indestructible reading instrument. It will also double as a shank.

    Tactical fishing rods. When you have to sneak up on the fish and you need to blend in with your surroundings.

    If you want to see the actual boots in action, jump to 1:28

     
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