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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. katokoch

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    The local Mill's Fleet Farm has a selection of matching camouflage lingerie sets... since nothing says sexy like a Realtree g-string. It actually sells too.

    I'm trying to wrap my mind around why a bank would have only one set of keys, and they were just on his 'ol keychain too.
     
  2. Zach

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    I would suspect it has more to do with the fact that someone else could find the keys and walk into the bank at any time.
     
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    Granted, I haven't done a lot of research, but from the few articles I've read he'd had the business 20 years when he married her.

    Her worth to the company? This pretty much amounts to a nearly $40M per year of service severance package. Sounds pretty good to me.
     
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    Their largest acquisition to date took place 3 years before they were married. The company no doubt grew when they were together, and her holding positions at the company will no doubt strengthen her argument, but I'd love to see financial reasoning her legal team gives to justify a higher valuation.

    Unfortunately this isn't just a nutjob, this seems to be a pretty tactical strike by well trained and disciplined terrorists. They were wearing kevlar, they had an entrance and exit plan, and they seemed to be very methodical in their movements and actions. I saw informed (read: Miliatary reporters) people on Twitter commenting on a variety of factors which proved these were some yahoos. That coupled with multiple of the victims being on a "most wanted" list of sorts by terrorist factions.

    Oh PS, don't watch the video circulating unless you want your morning ruined. Its an execution.
     
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    From the sounds of it the Arnall lawyer's explanation as to how integral she was considering the business was already established when they met, the movement of the oil markets over the course of their marriage tied to the profitability of the company and why the business hasn't faltered since she left her position as a company executive should be a real doozy.

    If she is as important as she thinks, I only hope he is able to wrangle a non-compete clause out of this divorce so she doesn't start an oil driller of her own with her expertise and steal all of his business.

    I know it is en vogue to talk about being understanding and accepting of other cultures and doing your part to coexist but this is a prime example to show you that there are certain groups within groups that have no inclination to integrate in to the society they have immigrated into and that their only intention to coexist is if you bend to their terms.

    This is a real problem. It is not going to go away and it is not going to get better. These people don't want to be a part of Western Society, they want to destroy it.
     
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    Two chicks at one time

    Yeah, I expect to see a Rave: from Nett later tonight, "Just came into a HUGE pile of money!"
     
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    True, more keys = more risk, but I'm also curious why a bank wouldn't have electronic locks on an employee entrance or something like that.

    Either way... have fun Nett.
     
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    Not sure if he found them or not, but yeah, the bank gave him 24 hours to find the keys (which are the front door/gate mechanical keys) or they'd have to take action.

    The first thing he asked me was if I had a metal detector ("well, you have a bunch of other crazy stuff, so I thought there might have been a chance").

    And mechanical locks are still the cheapest and best solution, and less prone to issues when the power goes out, or spikes. High-tech locks aren't all they're cracked up to be, and the ones that are are really fucking expensive.

    They're better suited for internal use, not physical perimeters.
     
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    The local Mill's Fleet Farm has a selection of matching camouflage lingerie sets... since nothing says sexy like a Realtree g-string. It actually sells too.

    Really Mr, KT? And you would know this how? There's a thread for modeling them FYI.

    Please don't model them.
     
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    Careful what you wish for...

    No. Just... no.
     
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    The topic on Jerry Springer today is Trannies Twerk It Out. I love work from home days!
     
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    Git Her Done!

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    I see nothing wrong with camo lingerie, generally speaking.
     
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    No, like handjobs, they are certainly better than no lingerie. But also like handjobs, I see nothing about it that wouldn't be better if it were done in a different way.
     
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    I don't care if it's camo lingerie or shop rags, it's more about the person than the fabric.

    Hot chick in camo lingerie over Honey Boo Boo in Victoria's Secret any day.
     
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    You know Honey Boo Boo is a child right?......
     
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    No wonder Jack Nicholson wanted to kill her. Jesus Christ if I was cooped all winter long with her Id go insane too.

    You'd be hard pressed to find a human being with less sex appeal.
     
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    Hello, I'm completely stoned

    Oh, internet.

    Those are all intros for that Fairy Tale show she hosted in the 80s. Who and why does somebody make that YouTube clip?

    ETA: And why the hell did I just watch that?!
     
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    Today I learned Rush used to watch Shelley Duvall tell fairy tales in the 80s.

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    Hello, I'm Shelley Duvall.
     
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    I meant her mom (sorry, don't watch the show), but the comment is still valid.
     
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