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2014 CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS DRUNK THREAD (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Binary

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    I made a chocolate malt shake a few weeks ago and the bourbon was eyeing me, so I grabbed one of the cheaper ones and dumped a bunch in. It was awesome. 10/10 would get plowed on ice cream again.
     
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    I played several games of Where In the World Is Carmen San Diego last night.
     
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    Now I need to get dressed and drive 17 miles to get a breakfast burrito from America's Drive In because Goddammit.

    I can do some damage at Sonic. No shame.
     
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    Wolfenstein 3D FTW. My god, I blew countless hours on that game as a kid. I think I got a cheap youthful thrill out of it because I remember it as the game where you could kill dogs (and it had that Gatling gun). That was so messed-up to me 25 years ago, in games these days you get your money back by pistol-whipping the hooker to death.
     
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    Easy there Ted Bundy. I personally always knifed the dogs cause I told myself you just hurt them and could go back and save them later. However the beefy SS lieutenants who took plenty of shots to kill and fell backwards like they slipped on ice? They made me laugh when I dispatched them.
     
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    The dude at the end with the twin Gatling guns dies like Peter Weller in Robocop. It looks like you shoot him with tank bullets.

    In lighter news, Don Lemon asked a Muslim human rights lawyer if he supports ISIS. Could somebody PLEASE run that fuckhead over with their car already? In CNN on some valiant quest for Full Retard or something? Bourdain is surrounded on all sides by mongoloids.
     
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    Devil's advocate- the White House is probably investigating a billion different things at the moment but Fox News is just choosing to blast that one in particular. Media money.
     
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    False dichotomy. What makes you think that this is actually taking the time of anyone who should/could be concerning themselves with terrorists, the economy, or any other meaningful national problem?
     
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    Yeah, this could be some White House intern or low level staffer asking a few questions. Mainly contacting whoever handles the pro-era social media. The Joint Chiefs of Staff nor the Pentagon are looking into this.
     
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    I think the most incredible thing about this story is how anybody gives a fuck.
     
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    Sometimes geniuses date morons:
     

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    That might be the greatest thing I have ever read.

     
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    We're meeting in Room 44DD

    I would like to go on record, and in a surprise to no one, as supporting the boyfriend's theory. I believe we should campaign at several larger universities to encourage grant funding to study this theory further. I would be willing to audit some of those classes, as well.
     
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    Re: We're meeting in Room 44DD

    I support your support. Except replace breasts with dicks. Although I'm pretty sure the hypothesis will be proven true in this case. But I'd still like some money to prove it.

    Genesis' tune "Mama" is just lovely.

    Edit: sorry. Should I have used the proper medical term of penis?
     
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    Re: We're meeting in Room 44DD

    I'm pretty sure if you played with a penis it would get bigger. Well, if you played with mine, it would.

    What? Wang?
     
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    Where's BL1Y to humble-brag when you need him?
     
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    Didn't he write, like, an ENTIRE article for College Humour? By now he's waking up in Paris every morning and Miranda Kerr is there wearing only a kitchen apron, asking him how he likes his eggs. She loves his awesome Christmas stories.
     
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    Miranda Kerr topless, a hot woman with small proportions, this body style is more attractive to me then kim kardashian, although I can understand the appeal she has

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    And in other thoughts, is there a way to ask someone who is currently pregnant who the father is without it being terribly offensive? One of my friends who I haven't seen in a while is pregnant and I haven't the damnedest idea who the father could be.
     
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    Kardashian has a huge ass because she's a two-foot-tall dirty grease troll.
     
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