Make a joke about you being the father. She's gonna correct you with something along the lines of "No you silly, it's _________'s problem!"
Dammit, guys. This was supposed to be the epic Christmas and New year thread. Shegirl is gonna pounce in here tomorrow and close this mother effer. Somebody do something epic, while there's still time!
Quick, ask your innocent question and post a video of the results! Guaranteed epic. Bonus points if it turns out she's not actually pregnant.
Cosby is here tonight in town, they wouldn't/couldn't cancel his show. Last time he was here he sold out Budweiser Gardens. Tonight.... Not so much: ... They reduced the venue to RBC Theatre size (one quarter arena instead of three) and still that empty. They threw a guy out for yelling"Rapist" and tried to confiscate the phone of somebody recording him being tossed. It was a reporter filming so they tossed him too. Cosby actually said "You have to be careful drinking around me" which was followed by moans, no laughs.
That would be great, Toddamus gets his ass beat by a pregnant woman, it'd be awesome if it wasn't me ending up in the ER.
Some men pay good money for that. Others pay good money to see that. Then some men pay money for a bottle of breast milk and an old pee guard from maternity underpants. Odd, you mention pregnancy. One of the gargoyles from Girls made placenta smoothies and I've been thinking about that for a couple days now. Disturbing in the same ways The Exorcist unnerved me. Now, listen to me carefully. Follow me. I want you to read that quote. Then I want you to imagine this woman eating a placenta smoothie with the texture of a milkshake. Maybe a little gritty, definitely too much iron. Imagine chunks of what looks like cooked liver stuck in her teeth... mixed with bananas. I cannot get that thought out of my head. So share in my pain. With a little luck you can taste it.
I'm sorry, is that a picture of a woman or a Fraggle Rock puppet washed in hot? That show has all the sex appeal of watching a nude John Goodman sodomizing a puppy. These vile, glorified hippie fucking cretins with their amniotic fluid baths and placenta meals. I can't think of a better reason for forced euthanasia.
She is supposed to be the hot one on that show, right? I watched a couple episodes and that might be the worst show I have ever seen, with the ugliest cast ever assembled.
It rubs the placenta on the skin, Crown. It does this whenever it's told. Let's play a game. It's called "Placenta or Liver & Onions?!" For 200: Double or nothing?
The girl who plays Marnie or whatever (BrianWilson's daughter) is pretty, but it's all arrogance, whining, bitching, griping, crying and just so goddamn unlikable. And it is absolutely WORSHIPPED. I cannot tell you why. Funny. Every main character in that show has a famous parent. It's almost as if nepotism is involved in Hollywood. Black Jesus, care for a some amniotic family bath fun?
That kid on the left gets it. He realizes he's marinating in an inflatable, white trash hot tub filled with afterbirth, blood, vagina goop, and his naked parents. Child Protective Services should take one look at that photo and just lob grenades through the window. I know a couple people here really enjoys Girls, but the only reason it is popular is because it makes everyone feel really good about themselves when that main character who looks like a fat guy gets naked. "Look at that bag of smashed assholes. If she can make a million a year, I can dance on the fucking moon." With the exception of Allison Williams, the cast belongs on a carnival main street guessing people's weight or handing out goldfish as prizes. Edit: Wait. Who took that photo!?
I keep going back and forth on GIRLS. If it's completely self aware, then it is one of the most brilliant and subtle take downs I've ever seen. Just absolutely pitch perfect. If it lacks self awareness and is meant to be taken on its face, then it is a horrifying indictment of a generation, a nation, and a species at large.
Still sounds like he has a rapist wit. I give him credit for making the joke knowing the shitstorm it will inevitable create online. The story is already trending on Yahoo, why I still use that site, I don't know.
In case anyone was wondering, she was the cute little girl in Uncle Buck. Now, she's a scary bridge troll with a massive bush. Spoiler