Kenny Rogers Miley Cyrus One of the Duck Dynasty dudes Lil Wayne Muhammed Ali Billy Graham Nancy Reagan Charlie Sheen Mickey Rooney
Okay, we originally went from originslly guessing three to what, close to ten now? That be the case, my list this year now consists of every professional actor and musician over the age of 26. I'll be expecting some serious kudos soon from all you.
What the fuck kind of a list is three? Every list is at least 10 long. Unless you're in a bar listing celebrities you want to tongue punch in the fart box, then the list is 5 for brevity's sake. Just for that, I'm adding you to my list. BEWARE, you have made a powerless enemy.
I'll be in Florida in November, bringing mad cow disease and caribou crib-death with me. I meant a couple years ago, I think we originally picked three. Unless I'm an idiot. Now, where's my propeller hat?
Everyone. Some ancient calendar has the apocalypse scheduled for this year. It has to. Mayans, Egyptians, Vogons, etc.
Jesus, again? Somebody is going to stake claim to this every year till we finally nuke ourselves and the urine-stained nutbag who predicted it that year will say " Told ya so!" Who says we're doomed this time? Dr. Professor Jenny McCarthy? ...now THERE is a celebrity death that would not in any way be sad.
R.I.P Eusébio One of the best forwards of any generation and one of the top 10 to emerge from Africa. He also became a fantastic ambassador for the sport after retirement.
I like this list, except Lil Wayne is going to be the black version of Mick Jagger, where we just ask: How the fuck does this little dude do all these drugs and still be alive and crazy?
Mick Jagger is 70 and still sells out arenas. Lil Wayne will NOT be doing that in 45 years, hell be dead by overdose or lack of attention. Maybe if his bro Kevin Rudolph's fame finally explodes as he predicted they'll headline Wembley III in 2040. Do any musicians do heroin anymore or is everybody just a fag these days? How the fuck do they think quality songwriting was accomplished in the first first place? NOT doing it? Pffffft.
Cher isn't going anywhere, however I DO predict for the concealed garlic knot on the back of her head to unravel and reveal a gnashing, demonic apparition that sprouts fangs, leathery wings and drop-kicks a baby. BOW TO THE WILL OF I LUCIFERI!!!!! HORRR HORRR HORRR Retire, bitch. The trannies who dress as you at your concerts look more like you than YOU do.
Tyrion Lannister Daenerys Targaryen Jon Snow Cersei Lannister Jorah Mormont Petyr Baelish Jaime Lannister Tywin Lannister Davos Seaworth Stannis Baratheon Margaery Tyrell Melisandre Bran Stark Sansa Stark Arya Stark Theon Grayjoy Joffrey Baratheon Samwell Tarley Gendry Ygritte Sandor Clegane
Bob Dole George H W Bush Nancy Reagan Alan (Sidney Patrick) Rickman (too many names to live much longer) Arnold Schwarzenegger (the truly ripped don't seem to live to a ripe old age) Luise Rainer (God, she's gotta die sometime!) Christopher Lloyed (RIP Doc) Vin Diesel (for my non-geriatric pick of the year) ... I was going to say Russell Johnson (prof on Gilligan's Island), but the bastard keeled over 2 days ago while I was trying to get registered. That'd have been one heck of a howdy do.