Oops, so much for the "out of ICU and doing much better" report. Are you mad because you didn't pick her for your list?
Damn, I thought for sure she'd outlive us all. We hadn't even finished watching the Fashion Police Emmy/VMA special.
Oh, Joan, you miserable, decrepit monkey skeleton. Live long, die slowly, leave a non-biodegradable corpse. Seriously, she can't be cremated because burning that much plastic hydro-carbon might be illegal.
Yeah, a guy in my office popped up about 30 minutes ago and said she died. I didn't want to post about it because I couldn't find any solid articles, but I did like the fact the old bag was still kicking. Her Roast was pretty damn funny.
She's a dried-up peat bog mummy so she's already self-preserved. Now unwrap that garlic knot on the back of her skull to reveal the demonic, snapping Shar-pei that she is and bury her freakshow entitled daughter alive in her casket with her.
Nice to see public opinion kind of came back around on her, as about 10-15 years ago it became fashionable to rip her (about the time her daughter joined her scene). She really was talented and hustled harder than most people a quarter of her age.
Jaws didn't make it off that stupid space station after all. Where was Roger Moore earlier? Richard Kiel dead at 74.
Another Bond villain, but I knew him best as Punjab. http://www.people.com/article/geoffrey-holder-dies
Is it too late for me to nominate Amanda Bynes? That girl is losing it faster than a horny virgin on prom night.
Don't blame her, blame and I quote "the microchip in her brain her dad ordered them to install". Good fucking god.
Jack Bruce, singer/bassist of CREAM, dead at 71 from liver disease. If only he knew someone who opened a rehab center... This guy was important to rock. Really important.Hopefully mainstream news picks up on his passing.