I WILL NO LONGER COMPLAIN ABOUT CHEESY RUSSELL WILSON COMMERCIALS...for a week. Also, thank you Triplett for more terrible officiating allowing that long pass play
I will complain about the cheesy Russell Wilson commercials for a week. I talked tall shit about how stupid and chilly those commercials were, then I walked into my agency who just posted on our blog all the behind the scenes pictures. Son of a bitch.
So apparently, if you are a season ticket holder, and you sell/give your tickets to someone, if they go and dick around you can lose your tickets for the rest of the season. That's fucked up. It's what happened with the guy who was shining the light at the Bills game.
This is some horrible ticky-tacky officiating at the Bills/Pats game. And the color guy is dumb enough that he probably shouldn't be allowed to speak in public.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't care that I'm getting raped in both of my Fantasy leagues this week. (Thanks Gio Bernarnd and TY Hilton) The freaking Cowboys just went into Seattle and handily took care of the Seachickens. Behind Murray and that O-line, as weird as it sounds, Dallas is going to be a legitimate contender in the NFC this year.
If anyone needs me, I'll be running around the streets wearing nothing but a cowboy hat screaming FUCK THE JETS!!!!!* *I have no logic for hating the Jets, it's not like there's some deep rivalry between them and the Cowboys or anything. Regardless, I hate them. A lot.
That game was insane. I was screaming at the tv the entire 4th quarter. After the defense gave up TDs on Miami's first 3 second half drives I was too drunk and fired up to care about the other patrons. Aaron Rodgers is a god. Tricking Miami into thinking he was going to spike the ball and hitting the receiver to move them inside the ten was pure genius and pure balls. If Adams got tackled in bounds that was game over.
I'm pissed on the other side. That was Marino's play. It beat the dolphins today. They had played good defense all day until the end and almost overcame Tannehill's poor performance (two int's). Thankfully my brother, a packers fan, gave me three points (the spread friday night when we bet). Fucking cheese heads.
It was a great gameplan executed by Garrett and his coaches. They out-Seattle'd Seattle. They pounded the run, played tight man coverage, and got great pressure on the QB. You know who's gameplan was awful? Seattle's. Your offense is built entirely around the threat of Marshawn Lynch battering the defense. Naturally, you give it to him only twice in the first half. Meanwhile, 5'11" 175 pound Percy Harvin is getting killed by ineffectual bubble screens, a fly sweep, AND A GODDAMN RUN UP THE MIDDLE. You want to know why Dallas was running up and down the goddamned field? It's because the goddamned offense couldn't stay on the field, which gassed the defense. I will gladly take 3 yards and a cloud of dust for a 3rd and 4 instead of 1 incomplete, and a 3 yard loss on an ill-timed screen pass. This is, of course, dependent on the offensive line not getting a false start, at home. And thanks to Marshawn Lynch getting me only 6 points against the 32nd ranked run defense going into the game, I also lost one of my fantasy games. If I knew where Darrell Bevell lived, I'd smear my own feces on his front door. Then I'd leave a note saying, "THIS WAS YOUR GAMEPLAN LAST WEEK." What an asshole.
Sometimes I would love to be on the sideline to have a conversation with the coaches/coordinators, because I have such a hard time wrapping my brain around occasional decisions that appear blindingly, obviously stupid on the outside. I mean, there had to have been some logic there. You're going against a lousy run defense, whose success has been predicated on their offense taking control of the ground game and leaving the defense fresh. You have one of the best, toughest running backs in the league. This seems like a recipe for success. Where did the decision making break down? These are not generally stupid people, so what happened?
This is the same guy who would have Adrian Peterson get 10 carries in close games where the Vikes would end up losing by 7 points or less.
He can catch a pass just fine. Bevell is just an asshole who is nourished by the tears of the fanbase of the team he's employed by.
Well don't be too hard on your team, they just won you a Super Bowl. You can't rip them this hard so soon.
I don't like having the Cowboys be a bad team. But the Cowboys are primed to return to their status as the Yankees of the NFL. People who don't give a shit about football, claiming that they are fans of them and wearing all of their shit. I'm already having flashbacks to about 20 years ago when everyone had a Dallas Cowboys Starter Jacket. Ah...kill it with fire!