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2014 NFL Season (Pre&Regular)

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 1, 2014.

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    This is unfuckingbeliveable.
     
  2. Jimmy James

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    I'm not religious, but I just heard a crack of thunder after that onside kick.
     
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    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSHAWN FUCKING LYNCH!
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Other fanbases may act like obnoxious tools and douchebags (looking at the general New England fanbase), but Packers fans are the only ones I've ever encountered who actually thought they were superior individuals to me solely because of the team they root for compared to the team I root for. Not saying that about any of the Packers fans on this board, but many of the ones I've interacted with in real life act like that.

    I fully admit to being biased about it, and to be honest a great deal of my antipathy toward Packers fans has to do with my general dislike of the state of Wisconsin.
     
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    LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE FUCKING WILLSON!
     
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    Absolutely fucking disgusting. That has to be one of the worst championship game collapses ever. Still some time left though. And that two point conversion. Holy shit. Wow' just wow.
     
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    Glad it's tied but why call that timeout so early?
     
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    I'm pretty sure Mike McCarthy is a Muppet.
     
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    I don't even want to watch this OT. Seattle will march straight down the field. They'll probably win a repeat title too. Ugh.
     
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    So I guess Jermaine Kearse is allowed to live now.
     
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    Also, SEAHAWKS!!! CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
     
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    Worst fucking loss ever. That was so so so ugly. Just fucking pitiful. If I didn't have work tonight I would be drowning myself in so much booze right now.
     
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    ANY MY BELOVED COWBOYS ARE AVENGED!!!!!!!*


    *That's how I choose to take this game's results.
     
  14. Revengeofthenerds

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    Shegirl suicide watch.

    Everyone move out of the way. I'm yelling timber!!!
     
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    Not having a horse in the race, I'm glad that Seattle won for 3 main reasons.

    3rd Quarter before the first Seattle touchdown, when it's like 3rd and 19 I believe. You rush 2 with a spy? Are you serious? What kind of chickenshit defensive call is that? When will coaches learn that no matter how many people you have in coverage someone will eventually get open if the QB has all day. Even though they would've had the first down due to the illegal hands to the face call, Russell still had all fucking day to find someone downfield. The Pats used to run that 2 rusher bullshit all the time and it usually came back to bite them in the ass. Ridiculous.

    Later on in the game, after Burnett made the 4th INT, why the fuck did he just slide down? Game isn't over motherfucker. Then afterwards, 3 listless runs by Lacy. Again, game isn't fucking over. The Seahawks had all their timeouts. I know hindsight is 20/20, but Seattle was obviously selling out on the run. I'm not saying to throw a bomb downfield, but do a play action screen or something.

    Finally, once it became clear Sherman was hurt, WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU FORCING HIM TO MAKE PLAYS? Did you guys see him after he tackled Nelson? He was just about done. Also if any of you have ever run with a hurt arm, you know how hard it is. Try running full speed while tucking your arm into your body. Your balance is off and it's hard to go full speed. Green Bay should've gone out of their way to pick on him, instead nothing.
     
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    Next up Bitch Boy Brady stomps a mud hole in Luck's ass. That's my prediction. And that comes from a Bitch Boy hater.
     
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    CALL SHEGIRL! KAMPF STAY AWAY FROM SHARP OBJECTS.

    Holy fucking hell. My girlfriend who hates football was losing her shit watching this game. I cannot believe what I just saw. Thank fucking god the Super Bowl is not in Seattle.
     
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    Seriously?

    You: "You're an asshole, I hope you get AIDS."
    Me: "Fuck you."
    You: "See? Asshole!"
     
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    I'm going drinking.
     
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    There's a fine line between winning and losing.

    Unless you're Aaron Rodgers. In which case there's a gap the size of your asshole.
     
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