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2014 NFL Season (Pre&Regular)

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 1, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Remember those two short "4th and goal" plays that they opted to kick on earlier?

    I do.
     
  2. Kampf Trinker

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    There's about 80 things they could have done to not blow that game.

    Jimmy is off shooting his shot gun, or whatever they do to celebrate Seattle. Probably sacrificing small children or something horrible like that.

    That game would have been almost bearable, if not for my roommate's nit wit friend.

    "I heard Green Bay has an advantage because Seattle has a really weak defense."

    "They should get more interceptions!"

    "That's why you don't want to score points early in a game."

    "My son blah blah loves computers blah blah. He works at best buy!" She went on about this nonstop, only interrupted by football analysis. I almost put my fist through the wall.

    Whatever, that was painful. Green Bay deserved to lose for all those awful second half decisions. Still, I guess Jesus or somebody up there is a Seattle fan because parts of those last few minutes really did look like divine intervention.
     
  3. Jimmy James

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    I'm watching the Seahawks celebrate with the George Halas Trophy, and enjoying a cheese sandwich. It's cheddar. From Wisconsin, I think.
     
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    Fuck. At least I do not have to worry about getting home in time for Superbowl in two weeks. Time to start planning a nice day and early evening motorcycle ride.
     
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    No posts from Parker.

    No posts from shegirl.

    Is it possible that shegirl was drinking away the feels, ran into Parker who was drunk on victory, and the two of them spent the night trying to hump themselves back to normalcy?

    And what's the probability that Parker made her wear a Brady mask?
     
  7. Juice

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    Or she murdered him on-sight.

    Christ I love all the Patriots-hate on facebook this morning. Such things warm the cockles of my heart. I can't wait until they rape Seattle into the ground. The best part of it all? Early in the season the headlines read, "IS THIS THE END OF BRADY-BELICHICK?!" After two losses. And of course the witch-hunt bullshit has already begun.
     
  8. Parker

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    After that win, I had friends stay over to watch some silly ass TV show my gf recorded. Then, I gave her a Gronking To Remember in celebration. She may have moaned Edelman or Brady's name, but whatever.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    I do not like the Patriots. But, how is it "cheating" if they're both playing with the same ball? Sometimes the better team just wins, Indy.
     
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    Guys, guys, why must we fight? I'm just here to party:

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    I saw this posted on Reddit and thought it was pretty awesome:

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    The worst part of it is they're probably going to show highlights of the last 4 minutes of that game every time the playoffs roll around for the next ten years. Honestly though, both teams kind of played like shit and Seattle will have to do better than that if they want to repeat. I don't think we'll be getting another blow out super bowl this year.
     
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    I have never laughed harder reading that thing. Asshole Brady is one of my favorite characters. Whoever came up with that is a goddamn genius.

    GRONK GONNA GRONK.

    I am absolutely terrified for the Super Bowl. Russell Wilson has convinced God to back him. Also, I work at the agency company that created these commercials. I can't escape.

     
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  17. shegirl

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    I'm here. I'm alive, as is the SO. I just went into hiding for a day.

    The second that onside was botched I knew what was going to happen. At that moment they were deflated. Throughout the game the play calls were terrible. Like already mentioned, listless runs by the best they've got. I will say Richard Rodgers had the game of his life.

    It was a good game and my team did better than I could have dreamed in the first half or 3/4's of the game actually. I don't know why but they gave up and Seattle never did.

    I want Brady and the Pats to stomp them because they won, but then again, it's Tom Brady. If they raped him I wouldn't mind. I'm torn.

    On top of it all the sad part is there's only one real game left....for months.

    There's Seahawk fucking shit all over the office.

    And lastly, FUCK.
     
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    Glad to know that you're alive, SG. Definitely was concerned for your safety. Speaking of going into hiding, walked into to gloat to my Colts fan coworker, who talked tall shit this weekend. He told me he stopped watching the game in the middle of the third quarter, and has not watched ESPN since. Yes, clean, sweet, sweet victory.

    Also, as 'Sack used to say: I'm calling it now, you heard it here first. I'm betting if Richard Sherman plays with his reattached shoulder, they're going to line Gronk up on his side.
     
  19. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Speaking of channeling 'Sack:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...tigated-for-deflated-footballs-062844133.html

    This is just another example of how Beli-cheat has to break the rules to cover for Brady's little-girl arm. It's obvious as night and day that without the deflated balls the Colts would've won 35-0.
     
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    More likely they try to set him up to exploit a less than 100% Earl Thomas. Unless you think they would really split him out wide like a WR so a CB is on him.
     
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