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2014 NFL Season (Pre&Regular)

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Jul 1, 2014.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    You think YOU'RE anxious? I've got Mason Crosby on my fantasy team. Talk about nerves!!
     
  2. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    That's your own fault.

    For Shegirl:

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  3. Jimmy James

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    Do you think he'll be doing this all game? After all, it's not often you get sacked 8 times in one half.

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    Y'all leave Alf alone. There's probably not enough cats in that cold ass weather for him to stay properly fed.
     
  5. shegirl

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    To think that's the one and only game I've even been to. It still pisses me off and it's been just shy of a year. But that's ok, squawk all you want guys. Last time I checked I'm pretty sure my team still has more rings than Seattle does.

    And PS I hate you all. Lots.
     
  6. Jimmy James

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    Take heart, shegirl. It isn't like the Packers losing the last time they were in Seattle isn't going to be hammered to death by ever... oh.

    Go Seahawks!
     
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    It's only halftime, but Harvin has over 100 all purpose yards. That is absurd.
     
  8. Jimmy James

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    Think the Packers use that discount doublecheck on Dom Capers' contract? I give Rodgers all the credit for somehow managing to play as well as he did even though he refused to target Richard Sherman ALL GAME. It takes a lot of skill to have only 2/3rds of the field available to you and throw only one interception. Even that bounced off the hands of his receiver. Also, props to Lacy for not only going head to head with Kam Chancellor, but living to boast about it. I'm fairly certain I smelled ozone when they slammed into each other. Oh wait that was Lacy getting another concussion.

    shegirl, take cold comfort of the fact that 7 other unfortunates will visit the CenturyLink Meat Grinder and will be just as badly humiliated as the Packers were.

    Thank you, and good night.

    Signed,
    A Seachickens fan.

    #GoHawks
     
  9. Omegaham

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    For how poorly they played, I'm surprised that the Packers managed to stay in the game for so long. Percy Harvin and Lynch tore the field up.

    Also, who the fuck gets a nickname of Ha Ha?
     
  10. shegirl

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    They played like total shit. Percy was on fucking fire, which really really just pisses me off. Botched plays, bad play calls from the sideline, missed throws and catches for that matter, running into each other. What the fuck. It looked like a fucking JV v Varsity scrimmage. GOD DAMMIT. Fucking Seattle and their 12th man. They capitalized on every single Packers weakness and all of their strong points which last night was pretty much everything they fucking did. Fuck man, that sucked.

    I came into the office with a welcome sign on my desk, A pic of Mr Beastmode and "Packers no match for the champs." Well no shit.

    Also, that was one of the quickest games I think I've seen.

    The reason the ball kept falling over for the kickoff was not the wind Collinsworth, it was the fucking vibration from the crowd, just like last year when they set off that old seismic meter. Good luck to any team that walks into that stadium.
     
  11. Revengeofthenerds

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    It's not a stadium. It's a football field with really high walls on the sides. We were walking past it on the way to a Mariners' game and my wife turns to me and asks "what's that's building?" It looked like it was maybe 150 yards wide.

    And I read somewhere they set an attendance record last night too.
     
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    Solder is a fucking turnstile. Jesus H. Christ, it doesn't matter if Brady gets a new weapon when he can't stay upright for more than 2 seconds.
     
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    That was fucking awesome. He should have received bonus yards for that play.
     
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    He'll get two bonus yards for that play. But then the NFL will review it's rules, realize they're outdated, and in the future grant any player who does a flying face-kick ALL OF THE YARDS.
     
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    49ers up 21-3 in the 1st quarter. Gonna be an ugly, ugly, year for the Cowboys.
     
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    When is it not an ugly, ugly year for the cowboys?

    Dear Jerry Jones: Shut up, and back off.
     
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    That's impossible. They're America's Team.



    Three interception this half, Romo. The guys in the red are NOT on your team, FYI.
     

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    It said Romo just had three interceptions on three possessions for the first time in his career.

    I find that really hard to believe that such level of suck is really the FIRST time in Romo's career.
     
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    GIMMIE MAH JOHNNY FOOTBALL BACK HURR HURR
     

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