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2014 Thanksgiving Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Nov 21, 2014.

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  1. silway

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    Haven't we had dozens of posts before about how women *don't* like to see pictures of dicks? It's all very confusing.
     
  2. kindalas

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    Unsolicited dick pics are different then properly
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    tagged dick pics.
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  3. Crown Royal

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  4. happyfunball

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    Google confuses me. I'm trying to be funny and google "tagged dick pictures" and all I get is this:

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    But if I google "best peanut butter cookie recipe" I'll get two ladies dressed in cow suits slathering peanut butter on each other.

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    What did you think this was going to be?
    Kind of like all the videos and pictures of snow when I could just look out my window.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    Huh.

    Now that I'm back in BC, I'm actually living really close to my ex-wife. Haven't really talked much since we divorced, but we've always been amicable and friendly. She's spent the last couple of years working at a gym and really enjoying it.

    She just texted me, asking, "who are you doing this weekend?"

    44 years old. Colour me impressed.


    So... yeah...

    There's that.
     

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  6. Hoosiermess

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    Good luck. I've been hooking up with an ex and while its comfortable and going well she's not so subtly pushing for way more. She looks similar, at 36, and while I love playing with her body it's getting difficult dealing with I want a relationship but not marriage trending to "it's not enough". Either way, if she's offering, I see no reason not to if you can handle the aftermath. There will be an aftermath. It won't be enjoyable and it won't be over quickly.
     
  7. NatCH

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    I grew up in PA and can't think of any specific trait of a PA woman that you might be talking about. I'm curious what you mean.
     
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    so am I
     
  9. happyfunball

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    I can't believe you guys don't know about the thing.

    He's just fucking with me.
     
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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  11. happyfunball

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    Objection! Taken out of context!

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    Looks like Emma Watson's been working out. Good on her:

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  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Krypt-O-Nite

    Oh, please, that's fake. That can't possibly be her real hair.
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    One could hope.
     

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  14. Puffman

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    Crown nailed it much better than I could ever have. Honestly, except for that Lancaster County accent that just does something for me, I was just fucking with Happyfunball.
     
  15. CanisDirus

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    And the question is, is that wrong?
     
  16. The Village Idiot

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    Not at all.

    I LOVE a woman when she wears my dress shirt. Pure awesome.

    Now if I can get a woman to wear my AC/DC shirt post coitus, that might be the best.
     
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    I knew a guy who used an AC/DC shirt as his cum rag. I hope this is not the case with you because that would be a straaaaange fetish, VI.
     
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    If she's wearing heels with the shirt it's even better
     
  19. The Village Idiot

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    I don't really care, because I can't see her feet when she's in the kitchen making me something to eat. I suppose they would be nice, but not necessary for me.
     
  20. Crown Royal

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    Christ. If you're gonna do THAT with a band t-shirt than make it Bon Jovi instead.
     
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