Quick question: what accents turn you on the most and the least? I'm going to be a nice guy and let one of you go first. I'm going to guess nine out of ten TiBettes go with Scottish.
I'm not sure I could really pin down a most, but I can definitely tell that the Cape Breton accent is more than just a turn-off. It makes people sound dumber than rocks.
It's not accents, but particular voices. I like English accents just fine, but simply having one wouldn't necessarily turn me on. Certain voice tones and speech patterns combined with the accent drive me crazy. I could listen to Eva Green read the phone book. In Casino Royale she says "You can have me here, there, anywhere you like." I'm pretty much stuffing paper towels in my drawers. Funny enough, I could listen to Daniel Craig read the phone book too. Beautiful, sonorous voice. Michael Fassbender? I'd probably let him have his way with me. See the opening of The Counselor. Yeah, that's only slightly gay. Scarlett Johanson in Her? Good Lord. I fell in love with her and the performance is all voiceover. My least favorite? Nothing pisses me off more than hearing a fucking Chav try to belch out Brit slang. Jesus mother fuck. Eliza Doolittle would be embarrassed.
So my daughter wanted even more laugh till you puke hilarity in the vein of Tommy Boy and I was stymied. It has to be more on the PG side of PG-13. There's a lot of stuff we've already seen. Any recommendations for something side splitting but relatively clean?
I'd recommend Howard the Duck, but I assume you don't want to get her really, really high first. Spaceballs, maybe?
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! No human being on earth won't laugh themself off the edge of the earth watching it. More laughs-per-minute than any movie made, probably. And PG rated. For accents: Most: Romanian, and American south. Least: North-East Boston/Staten Island style where there is no letter "R".
I'm probably weird but - Most: German, Russian, and Australian. Least: Asian. Any of them. They're all terrible.
Airplane is one of my favorites. I love a girl with a New Zealand accent. I used to bang a south African chick who I thought sounded really sexy. And my Jew blood loves the Israeli accent.
Also check out Top Secret! its first half is a little slow, the second half is just a laugh riot. Cows in boots. HA!!!!'
I'm not sure I can really say what accents I like, because usually I find myself liking the accents of hot chicks, regardless. I'd have to say Spanish, British and Russian/Eastern Euro. Asian & Indian accents are just in that floaty middle ground. They don't turn me off, but sound alone definitely won't cause wood. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE Caribbean accents. I went to college outside of NYC where there are a bunch of them. There were girls that were easily 8s and up I could not fucking stand because all I heard when they spoke was "ting ting ting ting ting."
You know you made a great impression when you say goodbye to someone with "It was really nice to finally meet you and I'm sorry for making an AIDS joke and making you think you might have HIV. Bye!"