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2014 Thanksgiving Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Nov 21, 2014.

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  1. wexton

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    Re: Gilf


    Knowing this place her mom would be one of the conditions.
     
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  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Gilf


    I think that was implied.

    Unrelated, what's the Urban Dictionary term for when a mother and daughter take a nude selfie together?
     
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    Didn't FreeCorps do a mother-daughter combo? He might be the one to ask. Paging FreeCorps to the white courtesy phone.
     
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    a Doe-Fawn Double?

    I'm swinging wild here.
     
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    I suspect it's predicated on the age of the participants. It could be a Kit-and-Cougar Photo Op or the mildly upsetting MILF-and-GILF Photo Spectacular.
     
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    I never got a nude selfie of them together. I did bang both of them, at different times, and they didn't know about each other. So I unfortunately don't have an answer.
     
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    OMG.

    I don't even know what to say.

    I'm innocently doing my shopping in Intercourse, PA, then headed on over to Bird-in-Hand, which isn't too far from Blue Balls, and come back to this.

    I can't...not even...I just...

    I'm also pretty sure my mom left a religious tract in the bathroom stall at Red Robin yesterday, so you guys might want to rethink your strategy.
     
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    This sort of thing happens more often than you probably think. I have done this, exactly the same method as FreeCorps and so has my best friend.
     
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    Oh I don't care about that.

    It's more the fact you're talking about MY mom.
     
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    Hey, action's action I guess.
     
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    It's always the ones who put up the strongest veneer of faith and respectability that are the most truly depraved inside.
     
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    I might have moved two bureaus alone, after going to Target and the DMV on Black Friday. I might have spent Thanksgiving eating chips and salsa alone. This might have been the shittiest Thanksgiving in damned near 7 years, or at least since I almost got arrested and shot at 7 a.m. I definitely have two papers to write before MOnday.

    But, the Goddamned UGA game is making up for it. Glorious college rivalry, thy name is heaven and hallowed be my Dawgs.

    That and slow-roasted ribs. Southern style bliss.
     
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    Why limit yourself to just two?

    [​IMG]
     
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    Good point. Your mom probably knows what it's called. She's hot, right?
     
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    Welllll, um, she's 4'11", about 98 lbs and 64. Some people on here have seen her. Ask them. Best I personally can say, is she doesn't look 64.

    Also, last year she had back surgery and had me picking stuff off the floor. This year it was getting stuff off the high hooks because I'm the "tall one". I had to fucking hop sometimes. Would it kill the stores to leave one of those hook poles around to make it easier? Geez.
     
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    Combo

    So that's a yes, then. Good to know.
     
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    Her mom is Rhea Pearlman.
     
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    That episode is definitely in my top three. "YOU'RE the one that's good."
     
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    White people be like

     

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