http://www.drinkboy.com/ For all your cocktail needs. Or The only hot buttered rum I had was on Bourbon Street when it was 30 degrees out. One of the best cocktails I've had served. Then again the bar isn't high. I can only imagine how TGIFriday's would fuck this up.
People are so lazy. I go to Dunkin Donuts this morning and there's 15 cars lined up at the drive through and not one customer inside. Seriously, no one thought to get off their fat ass and waddle over to the door? Oh well, saves me the trouble of having to wait. Finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy last night. I didn't love it quite as much as most, but it's definitely worth seeing.
This guy may be a fat nerd, but his redneck impersonation is spot on. And he's right, I've never once had a redneck tell me a story and I actually believed that was how it happened.
OMG, I'm literally waiting in a Dunkin donuts for my coffee and food because the drive thru was too long. Weird.
It's not just rednecks. There's a certain type of individual, whom I like to call "That Fuckin' Guy," who cannot tell the truth. Typically I've found them boring, children of alcoholics, and out of shape. That Fuckin' Guy told me he can't go downtown anymore because a cop shot him in the leg, but he got away. That Fuckin' Guy knows three kinds of karate and has been in more fights than you've been laid; and won every one. That Fuckin' Guy makes a grand a night as a waiter, but needs you to loan him $20 to fill his tank.
Yeah, you have to love the 50 pounds overweight and smokes 4 packs a day dude who whips ass and pounds pussy like it's going out of style. I find it strange that they don't realize everyone knows they're full of shit, but then again they aren't typically the most self aware people.
If I caught another cold/flu bug right as I am recovering from my nasty bug last week, I am going to be fighting mad. How are y'all doing on this fine Sunday morning?
No shit. Couldn't agree more. One question, though. Why can't yall motherfuckers stop moving here? Just can't help it.
A couple months ago, one of my roommates broke up with his girlfriend after a year. Last week she resurfaced and last night he reassured me they weren't together again, but she has three pairs or shoes here and left a toothbrush in the bathroom already. What the hell. A bloody mary. That's the solution.
Maybe she thinks they are and he doesn't? And ROM, I'm disappointed no drunken titty posting in the TiBer thread with you drinking the alcohol last night. All this talk of So Co making you go crazy and nothing. Cut a girl some slack and give her what she wants dammit!
Re: Thank you, thank you very much I've bumped into various clerks from the liquor store out in public and they've said hello and addressed me by name. My wife thinks it's not a good sign that I'm in the liquor store so often that the clerks know my name.
If it makes you feel better I'm trying to leave. Then again Jacksonville is no where near Memphis. Didn't know you had so many yanks moving in up there.
Re: Thank you, thank you very much I've seen the beer guy at my local booze store at breweries in the neighborhood on weekends . He knows me by name and knows exactly what I like and lets me know when good stuff will be available. I'm not complaining.
For all of you who complain about NFL commentary, the Brits have it so much fucking worse. Listening to some Brit try to produce meaningful comments is just painful. Like Madden trying to comment on a spelling bee in Swahili painful. His pronunciation of "Jacquizz" would dry up a porn set.
bullet points A) Did I say SoCo was making me crazy? I think that was others. It just makes me drunk. 2) You disappeared. Fortunately, C Bell delivered like a mother effing champ. d) I posted in the TiBer thread in the standard shirtless pose, everyone would leave disappointed. I did take a picture I can post, but the thread was empty, so it seemed sad.
Re: bullet points my ass A) Drunk works too. 2) C Bell and I have an agreement (she doesn't know this). She does the tits, I do the ass. It works for us. d) I'll be the judge of that. I like being all judgy. Huh? Confused. What thread? TiBer? Not empty! What!? Brb, got to go check it out. Edit: Don't scare me like that. It's still there. Not related: Spoiler