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2014 Thanksgiving Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Nov 21, 2014.

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  1. wexton

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    Oh it is ON now, dudebrah. Throw down.

     

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    Fail, no titties.

     

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    You lose. You set the precedent with nudity in the first post. You can't follow up a nudie call out with, with less nudity.


    Damn beaten to the punch.
     
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    Man, I would never hire this crew to do a job. How many do they need to cut up one tree. Also, three in the back are cutting down trees that are gonna kill a bunch when they come down. And women want equal pay.
     
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    So my oldest is home for Thanksgiving (yay!). My younger daughter has doubles on Tuesday and Thursday at 5:30 in the morning. So I get up at 4:45 to wake her up and take her and I see my oldest's light is on. She comes and opens the door and she said she had a nap earlier and that's why she's still awake. We had the following conversation:

    Me: Just be careful because you're going to throw your sleep schedule off if you keep doing that...
    Her: I was just going to say I can take Catherine to practice.
    Me: Yes! Alright!

    All of a sudden I didn't care about her sleep schedule. Nap away dear child. I'm going back to bed.

    Also, she came home wearing stupid pants. Kids today. Don't worry, I mocked her for them. So her and my other daughter ganged up on me telling me I don't know fashion. We get each other. But really, they were stupid. Had big roses on them. Roses!
     
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    As soon as I saw this page, I had to close out of my browser on my work computer and go to my phone.
     
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    And no safety glasses while operating a chainsaw? Christ, the Ministry would have a fine-writing field day if they showed up.
     
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    Beautiful looking, but the dialogue is atrocious. I hope the plot is interesting. They have to believably make an argument as to why the park could exist after people getting eaten in Jurassic Park, a T-Rex getting unleashed in San Diego in Lost World, and people getting eaten again in Jurassic Park 3.
     
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    Chris Pratt. They don't have to explain shit. Just make sure his shirt gets ripped off a few times.
     
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    HR just announced a new software developer was hired here. Research indicates she's a blonde tennis player. Excellent.
     
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    What could possibly go wrong?

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    Yeah this hybrid dino better be stuff of legends or else it'll come off as monster of the week otherwise. They already did the "bigger than T-rex" villain dinosaur in the painfully forgettable Jurassic Park 3. Did they mix dinosaur and mammal DNA for ultimate KILLEr!!!??! Wait and see I guess.
     
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    The dinosaurs are the reason people are going to the movie, that's all they need. Same with Terminator and Alien. No one wants the main draw to get fucked up with a hybrid variation. Aliens, terminators, and dinosaurs are all we want.
     
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    You left out Riggs re-locating his shoulder. It HAS to be done.
     
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    I'm trying to find this documentary with the adviser for the original Jurassic Park. Jack Horner. He was one of the guys pushing the bird/dinosaur genetic link. He proposed a lot of the varieties of dinosaurs are actually the same species during different age ranges. So as they matured they'd either adorn or lose certain physical attributes meant for identification or peacocking. He also pushes the idea the animals were highly colored for mating purposes. Personally, I hope the new flick goes this route because that would be awesome to look at instead of just brown and green skin tones.

    I think I'm the only person that preferred the second JP to the first. I think I just hated the kids. They were weird looking and I was disappointed they weren't eaten. But Sam Neill is the bomb, yo. I'm happy he got to see Montana.
     
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    One of the latest propositions from the Dino-science crews us that the T-Rex was covered in feathers. How are you supposed to flee in terror if you're laughing yourself sick? With all the other dinosaurs calling you a fag, is it any wonder you killed everything in sight?
     
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