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2014 Thanksgiving Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Nov 21, 2014.

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  1. CanisDirus

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    It already looks like the best team-up flick ever.
     
  2. downndirty

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    I question the purpose of the motorcycle. Couldn't, no...shouldn't he be riding a Goddamned dinosaur?

    Also, let's be real: raptor racing, and rex wrestling would make my life.

    The worst ideas did get scrapped, apparently: dino/human hybrids:
    http://imgur.com/a/ou5o6

    The Island of Dr. Moreau remake, however, would be fucking tits.
     
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    Again?!?! After the 90s version I don't even want to THINK about that story again.
     
  4. Angel_1756

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    Hey. Hey everybody. Hey everybody, look. Look. Look over there. Over there. Look.

    There's wang in the TiBer thread.
     
  5. CanisDirus

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    Well, on the whole riding bit, let's assume the raptors weigh anywhere from 600-1,100 lbs, and that unburdened, they can move a lot faster. Also, on a motorcycle, you can keep up with such a fast animal.

    As for the idea of dinosaur-men, it's been around since Troodon Sapiens was first proposed in a fit of "What would happen if the K-T Extinction never took place, and dinosaurs besides avian theropods (birds) survived?" and this handsome bastard was the result of that speculation of one dinosaur's path, the Troodon of North America, into a "Troodon Sapiens" millions of years down the road:

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    And of course, I always imagine more awesome shit, like this magnificent bastard if non-avian theropods evolved along sapient lines:
     

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  6. Juice

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    And there it will stay. FYI to everyone- no reposting it here or elsewhere. The rules that apply to the Boobie Thread also apply to the TiBer thread.
     
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    There is indeed. Well, shit.

     
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  8. happyfunball

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    Sigh. Fine.

    *rips down poster she made*

    Spoilsport.

    Edit: oh hey, you guys know there's snow coming? I couldn't tell by my facebook feed.
     
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    Awww, man.

    *throws away quilt he made*
     
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    Wang.

    Such a funny word.

    Wangity wang wang.

    Sounds like the noise when you hit a frying pan with a spoon.

    WANG.
     
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    Everybody Wang Chung tonight

    No, I think that's WANGangangangangang.

    I got a spam email from Wang Lei earlier today.
     
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    We have a customer named Rusty Sachs. I go out of my way to call him just so I can hear him answer the phone. "Rusty Sachs here."
     
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    We have a Korean brand of zinc named Young Poon.
     
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    Jealous.

    Seriously though, I just want to say it took some guts to post in all your glory like that dude.

    The office shuts down at noon today until Monday. I am stocked up on booze and ready for a road trip.

    Happy Thanksgiving!
     
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    It's also the most common last name in the world last time I checked. There are a LOT of Wangs out there, lurking around every corner and all up in your face.
     
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    I wish!

    I'M SORRY! I CAN'T HELP IT!

    Stop throwing them up there for me. It's like you want me to post sexually suggestive stuff.
     
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    We do not want you throwing up sexually suggestive stuff. We want you to throw up pictures of your boobs and ass. Seesh, there are two threads going on about how men will say and do anything to get laid or see stuff and you still have not figured that out?

    I had heard stories about Pennsylvania women. I am beginning to believe them.
     
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    But my comments are way funnier.

    Yes they are. Don't lie. And way less work.
     
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    I knew a woman in my consulting days whose name was Theresa Poon. On a conference call one time, the moderator referred to her as "There's A Poon".
     
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