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2015 Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 11, 2015.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Sweet card. ODG, is an OpenOffice file, not MS Office file, I think. You should be able to open it in Open Office again just fine. You should be able to save it as a .doc or .docx or some other file that is viewable in MS form. But, that may not fix your format and/or margin issues. I would download something like PDF995. It installs as a printer. Then you print it to PDF995 to create a pdf file. Then you can print that with a pdf viewer. PDF995 is free. That's worked for me when I couldn't get a printer to play nice with another software. That's a lot of steps though.
     
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    Really? Nobody? Nobody's going to touch this?
     
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    We just assume he got used to some black Dickie when he was in the clink.
     
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    Did you hear? Lawrence Taylor got a lead role in the Ghostbusters remake:

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    Who the hell is that?
     
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    I think Ving Rhames got a gender swap.

    Is this a publicity photo or what? Because they all look thrilled to be there. They're all staring at a photo of Harold Ramis' corpse? Is Bill Murray letting them know how much he got paid for a 30 second cameo?

    Wait. Are the reviews already in? Is that what they're reading?
     
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    "Shit, we need a black female comedian and Aisha Tyler is busy."

    "Maybe we can get away with a dude wearing earrings."
     
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    I see they've really upped the ante on the costumes. When I first saw the photo I wasn't sure if they're supposed to be prisoners or garbage truck drivers.
     
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    I have absolutely zero interest in seeing that movie. Ever.
     
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    Yeah, me neither. I grew up with the original, and the second one wasn't terrible either. Wiig is ok, I never thought she was that hilarious - although I've liked her in more serious roles. McCarthy? Eh. A female Chris Farley. Doesn't interest me either. I'm afraid the black chick might rape me (and I might like it), and I want to take a weed whacker to the hair of the blond chick.

    Not even sure this movie will be worth my 2 a.m. insomnia on HBO watch.
     
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    A buddy of mine told me how to convert the files to PDF, and they formatted (pretty much) perfectly, and I got them printed out today (I can't believe Office Depot printed these!).
    Here's a few more examples of the cards (a series of 12) that people will be receiving:
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    #233 dixiebandit69, Dec 20, 2015
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    Im actually glad now they went with the remake instead of shitting out a half assed 3rd sequel that didn't include Murray and had to write out Harold Ramis. People seem primed to either love it or hate it.
     
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    If you wanted to have a great Ghostbusters movie you should have just shown the original, because there was NO NEED TO TRY AND IMPROVE ON IT. I guarantee I have zee interest in seeing this movie, but my daughter will want to see it because she loved the original and sh'll no doubt like the gimmick of this one.

    This made me laugh:

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    Can this cast take pictures where they aren't hopelessly faking it? Wiig looks like she's muttering through gritted ,"I think it shit. Get it the fuck off me." Which is actually kind of funny. I am truly keeping my mind open that it'll be great, but the remake game is shooting at like 1/20. The only remakes that succeed are the ones of old horror movies that were terrible to begin with. You're going to take one of the most beloved films of all time and do what exactly?

    I'm waiting for the Godfather or The Exorcist starring Zach Efron. Just fucking try it. Or the tween version of Shawshank Redemption set in highschool where Red is replaced by Selena Gomez and "Andrea" Dufrense is Taylor Swift. Wait, forget I sassed anything and call my agent. We may be onto something here.
     
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    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/cheetah-loose-creston-alberta-1.3372605

    Shit, it gets better!

     
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