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2015 Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 11, 2015.

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    Not to mention, what kind of father does this kid have? "Oh boo hoo my son was fucking his hot teacher and she fucked around on him. Let's call the police."

    I would've told him to suck it up and have a beer.
     
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    You are going to swallow, what I give you to swallow.
     
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    This will go by the usual business of "You Can't Call Them Rapist When They're A Hot Chick". Even though she is a rapist. I'll be honestly shocked if she gets anything rougher than a suspended sentence.
     
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    The need to go back to the "art" of movies and start making original shit again. Sure, the 90's films were polished, macho and flashy but movies like Demolition Man and Waterworld were also fun and entertained. When do THEIR remakes happen because it's only a matter of time.

    I say we have Nick Cannon star and direct the remake of Citizen Kane and fucking ruin everything at once. Destroy the greatest film ever made and finally make writers work for their paycheques again instead of constantly churning out sequels, comic books and remakes.
     
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    So if anyone is looking for decent Christmas music - an oxymoron if there ever was one - I highly recommend the soundtrack to A Charlie Brown Christmas. I defy you to not enjoy this song:

     
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    Brett Morin has a hilarious side meander about this in his Netflix comedy special, then caps it off talking about kids getting blowjobs on the bus and the blowjob kid missing the bus in the morning has the biggest feelings of teen regret known to man. Its a hilarious special, highly recommended.

    I get that these women have serious issues, but got damn, thats a woman on her worst day looking like a smokeshow, maybe normal, legal dudes were too easy and boring for her.
     
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    It's not uncommon, is it? These female teachers banging their students have a habit of being uncommonly attractive. Hello Deborah LaFave. Usually at least they're more monogamous than this slut, she gives the others a bad name.
     
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    Holy shit. They just broke in to the football game with local news...something happened on The Strip...possibly 20 casualties. Nothing on the internet yet.

    EDIT: Metro is calling it a traffic accident. With 20 casualties?

    LVMPD ‏@LVMPD 36 seconds ago

    Major accident on S. Las Vegas Blvd., please avoid the area. SLVB closed between Harmon and Flamingo while we investigate. #LVMPDnews
     
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    It is reported that a vehicle ran into a group of several pedestrians on the Las Vegas Strip.

    The crash occurred in front of the Paris Hotel & Casino and Planet Hollywood with as many as 20 people hit, and listed as a mass casualty.

    Las Vegas Metro currently has the Las Vegas Blvd closed between Harmon and Flamingo.
     
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    It's looking like he may have been impaired. Just ploughed into A crowd of pedestrians, but of course the hearsay is going to go ballistic for the time being. Can't trust any source until official word.
     
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    Oh, I have no doubt there are uglier teachers banging their students. The difference is that pretty much any guy - let alone a teenager - is going to have a hard time resisting the urge to brag about the hottie he's fucking.
     
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    No fucking dude in HISTORY would keep that a secret. Are you kidding? In his mind it's The Dream. He too young and naive to see the sleazy insecure advantage-taking that's really happening. And the teacher is a fucking retard thinking that of all things a teenage boywould keep sex with her on the down-low. Not happening. As soon as she awkwardly shoved him off her porch in regret, he walks standing a thousand miles tall all the way home and then it's Showtime At The Apollo with every friend he has. 100% guaranteed.
     
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    So Steve Harvey accident my crowned the wrong Miss Universe and it is absolute gold.
     
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    Dude, fuck Ms. Colombia AND Ms. Philippines, that girl in the black dress should have won.
     
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    I think this should make for a good drunk thread discussion.

    General Lee vs. Bandit.jpg

    I don't want to clutter-up the automotive thread with non-technical banter.

    I know who would win, but I want to hear what everyone else's $.02 first.
     
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    Too soon.
     
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    Dear God I can't stand Steve Harvey. How that dude became famous is utterly beyond me. He's about as funny as dropped wet toast.
     
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