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2015 Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 11, 2015.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    I was one of those guys when I drank.

    It was more of, if something set me off I'd go completely ape shit, rather than being a mean drunk. Almost seven months of sobriety now and I can confidently say it was just me expressing my anger at myself for getting that out of control drunk.

    Can't say if this holds true for other people or not.
     
    #322 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 24, 2015
  3. toytoy88

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    No one's Christmas could be much worse then this guy's:

     
    #323 toytoy88, Dec 24, 2015
  4. Crown Royal

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    Fuck that, this guy is the MacGuyver of masturbation. I wonder if he just walks around and contemplates what various random things he can make The Magic with.
     
    #324 Crown Royal, Dec 24, 2015
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    I once tried to fuck a pillow case, but that ended.. abruptly. Someone told me a package of lubed, lukewarm, raw meat would work. I also heard a microwaved water melon with a dicky hole cut into it. What I am trying to get across is: men are fucking pathetic.

    Just did whiskey and chased it with Christmas fudge. Wink wink. Let's chug 4 Lokos until Santa comes. Then we snatch his ass form a bear trap.

    Edit: WAIT, why is toytoy looking at 4chan?
     
    #325 CharlesJohnson, Dec 24, 2015
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    #326 Tim, Dec 24, 2015
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  8. toytoy88

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    Reading the back of old baseball cards is amusing. Custom made shirts....$13! Outrageous.

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    #328 toytoy88, Dec 24, 2015
  9. Crown Royal

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    Merry Christmas. Bitches.

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    #329 Crown Royal, Dec 24, 2015
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    I'm currently sitting at my "girlfriend"'s parents house for Christmas so we can keep the kid in a regular sense of normalcy, at least through the holidays.

    I'm also getting drunk as hell trying to not to say disparaging things as we're all sitting around talking about her sister's upcoming marriage and how we'll be next.

    Merry fucking Christmas. At least my neighbor was nice enough to bring me back some New Glarus beer on his last trip to Wisconsin.
     
    #330 jdoogie, Dec 24, 2015
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    Merry Christmas idiots.
     
    #331 Puffman, Dec 25, 2015
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    Merry Christmas, fellow idiots.


    Also, fuck me. In my opinion, Christmas is supposed to be "cold" (30-50 degrees F.) and rainy. But this is what I've got to look forward to tomorrow:

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    And just to stay with the spirit of the thread, here's this: Fuck the spoiler tags.
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    #332 dixiebandit69, Dec 25, 2015
  13. dixiebandit69

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    And one more. Just in the holiday spirit:

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    #333 dixiebandit69, Dec 25, 2015
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Merry Christmas, Fucksticks.
     
    #334 The Village Idiot, Dec 25, 2015
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    I survived Christmas Eve with the sister and my crazy mother. Suddenly I'm feeling much more jolly.

    Merry Christmas to all . . . .
     
    #335 Misanthropic, Dec 25, 2015
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    Merry Christmas, y'all!
     
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    Merry Christmas TiB!

    As I said to CharlesJohnson in a PM a few minutes ago, I will be celebrating in an appropriate manner: Die Hard, Die Hard 2 and Die Hard With A Vengenace. Evening sorted.
     
    #337 Durbanite, Dec 25, 2015
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    I'll be drinking myself stupid to deal with the in laws. Before we have even gotten there I have heard the following:

    1 cousin fired for calling a black girl at work the n-word
    2 people defending her for said actions
    2 members of family freshly out of
    Jail: one for assault and one for dwi

    This is all on top of the usual crazy. We may not go next year.
     
    #338 D26, Dec 25, 2015
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    I had to sit through 30 minutes of Trump praising, which included bullshit facts made up or shit they read online. Other than that it was a good couple of days.

    Besides my A/C unit taking a shit. Which blows donkeys for quarters.
     
    #339 Flat_Rate, Dec 25, 2015
  20. Angel_1756

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    Got to wake up in my bed instead of a couch in a children's hospital room this morning, for the first time in two weeks. Easily the best present I've ever received.

    It's good to be home. Merry Christmas, everyone.
     
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