In a triumph of gender equality, Florida Man may be becoming Florida Woman. http://wncn.com/2015/12/26/woman-ar...-wal-mart-while-eating-chicken-drinking-wine/
We've got Dinosaur Truthers now. http://deadspin.com/rams-defensive-end-william-hayes-is-a-dinosaur-truther-1750166574
ESPN’s Nick Wagoner has a fun story about Rams defensive end William Hayes, who is presented as the team’s resident merry prankster. I really hope that is the truth, but you never know.
"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve eating apples. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
There is a fairly large* percentage of the population that doesn't believe dinosaurs existed ("The Devil scattered those fake bones!"), so it stands to reason there could some among the NFL population. (even if Hayes is punking) *Fairly large being anything more than 0.5%, because even that is too large.
That's one thing that really gets me about those people. It doesn't even matter if the dinosaurs ever actually existed. What matters is that the universe behaves as if they existed, and that information is useful to us. Maybe a bearded man in the sky created the universe 6000 years ago and designed it to act like that stuff happened. It would make no functional difference, and I therefor do not care.
We had this happen and honestly it still may not be enough, but we cook like every meal. In other news I fucking hate being a home owner. Gah, i have no idea how new tib works was trying to quote juice on his "too much kitchen shit" post.
Click on the Reply button for a simple quote. To quote multiple posts, clock on the Quote button and then select which ones from that thread you wanna quote. Welcome back, Frank.
Retards R Us. Please aim all available bunker-busters at that address. By all means, keeping losing your shit because your kid doesn't see eye-to-eye with his parents just because they like to fuck dressed like the San Diego Chicken. Stop inventing phoney and humiliating lifestyles just because you need attention that bad.
If I was a betting man, I would wager that that guy is a troll poking fun at fundamentalist Christians who homeschool their kids for religious reasons.
The parking garages in Minneapolis are obscenely overpriced so when I fly out I park at my friend's place to save money. He was working today so I took a cab from the airport. The cab driver who took me was fucking hysterical. My friend lives in a neighborhood a short ways off the main roads. There was just a little snow on these streets and this guy kept getting stuck. He sat there swinging the wheel back and forth with sheer determination and anger on his face. The thing is, he was barely giving it any gas. I mean, practically none at all. It was one of the most ridiculous and hilarious things I've ever seen. Finally, the fourth fucking time this happens I tell him to give it more gas and he'll get through it fine. "No, that will overheat the car." "But your RPMs aren't even going past 1 1/2. You won't overheat the car. Trust me." "So you want to drive now, smart ass?" "Well, yes I do." Finally he got me within 50 feet of the house and looked down the street with horror. I offered to walk the rest of the way. I hope that idiot gets stuck in half an inch of snow, does this, and then slowly freezes to death. I have no idea what it is, but I end up with the most ridiculous cab drivers. For the record, on my way out I drove right through the same spots he got stuck. There was no issue at all. The guy just didn't know how to drive.
This is completely random, but it's bothering me for some reason. Why is it when you correct someone's math they say thank you, but if they misuse or mispronounce a word and you correct them they get pissed off? Also, what is up with people saying people misuse the word ironic when they clearly have not. Yes, I am 100% clear on the meaning of the word, but for every one time someone legitimately misuses the word, I see five instances when someone calls someone else out for misusing it when they obviously did not. Why this one word? Also, when someone uses it right and they get told they used it wrong they usually just accept it, as if it's such an obscure difficult word they don't have the confidence to believe they know what it actually means. So, totally random, but I've never understood that.
Konichiwa bitches, As of today, at 6:45 pm, I am no longer a virgin. Yes, my penis entered my girlfriend's vagina and it was glorious. Carry on.
No. Details, mother fucker. Details now. And congratulations. I don't know if I've ever congratulated someone on having sex before, but it feels appropriate. Anyway, good for you, really.