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2015 Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 11, 2015.

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  1. Juice

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    Atta boy wheelz.
     
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    My bad. I didn't mean the sex itself. I meant how did you meet her and how did all of that play out?

    Not really my business, but having seen this come up since the old days of the RMMB I'll admit I'm curious. However it worked out, I'm happy for you.
     
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    You da man wheelz. How's everything going?
     
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    Oh, well... I needed a caregiver because the one I had screwed me by suddenly leaving on 3 day notice right before finals. So I put up an ad on craigslist and she responded. Her interview was really impressive and I hired her the next day. She moved in right away. That Sunday we got to talking about how I wanted a relationship and how I had never orgasmed. The next day she brought it up again and asked if I ever fucked one of my nurses. Then she said that she noticed that I needed to be taken care of that morning, bt she didn't want to do anything until I wanted her I did. I said I did, but stressed that it was definitely not part of the job. She said she understood, but she liked me and wanted to be my girlfriend. Naturally,, I said yes. She gave a few handjobs and the first two times went great. The next three times I couldn't finish and was incredibly worried yesterday. Luckily, yesterday I did and now we're here.
     
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    Christ. Not only did you get laid, but you also got to live out the nurse fantasy at the same time. Bastard.
     
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    I'm happy for you, wheelz, I really am, and it's been nearly a decade since I actively practiced law, but I'm pretty sure it's still frowned upon to fuck your employees.
     
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    I was thinking the same thing, then I thought, 'what are they gonna do? Put him under house arrest?'

    Too soon?
     
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    Hey, she started it. And I'm fully aware of the power dynamic, which is I made sure it's what she wanted. She seems pretty happy and loves me so... *shrug*. We've done a pretty good job of separating the two. But yeah I had that same hesitation.


    Yup, played that right after. She was not amused.
     
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    Never, ever, EVER close down Tumblr. Ever.

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    Wow, what a poseur. I don't need make up or a costume to show my spirit animal. It radiates from inside me.
     
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    Umm EXCUSE ME cis white scum, but I didn't see a fuckin trigger warning in that post. You insult her. You insult ME. I am omnisexual Otherkin: a maple tree born in the body of a male supermodel with a perverted sexual attraction to community mailboxes. BORN THIS WAY. You can't prove I'm not, to doubt me labels racism and I'll have your ass fried like a chicken on Yelp.

    This crybully owns you, bitch. Out of my SafeSpace.

    ZOMG OH BTW please make sure you check out my Patreon account. People should give me money for nothing, working at a job is for rich white scum.
     
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    For the first time that I can remember, I'm quitting my job in two weeks without anything lined up.

    A bit scary, but fuck it, minimum wage jobs are easy to replace. I'm also listening to Judas Priest's 'Screaming for Vengeance' while playing video games.

    My mom will be in shortly to tell me dinner's ready.
     
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    Are you offering praises for Crown's deer woman, TVI quitting his job, or Wheelz getting some tail? You didn't put an @ before your post, so it's very confusing.
     
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