2015 Holiday WDT NSFW

I've got some family at the game. Takes place here in town. Unreal. Told my brother at half that TCU would come back, just didn't know it'd be this dramatic.

Very familiar with the bar where Boykins got arrested too. You have to be a complete lunatic to get kicked out of there.

 

He is definitely no angel and did some bad shit when he was younger, but the level of railroading in this situation is beyond anything even in the movies. There was obvious and proven evidence tampering and nothing even came of it. That normally should be enough to throw out a case, but here they just shrugged their shoulders and ignored it.

 

Spoiler

 

Doctor: Congratulations! It's a boy!
Father: How dare you assign a gender to my child just because it has a penis. I'm going to sue you within an inch of your genderphobic life you heartless bastard.
Doctor: Uh...congratulations on the birth of your child?
Father: They are a semi gendered non associative partially injected gender neutral non carbureted vagina inclusive individual without pronouns.
Doctor: Oh...ok. How about you go fuck yourself?

 

Crown, while looking at the idot board twitter handle the other day it seemed as if tou had been banned from twitter. What dod you say to someone to make that happen?

 

If memory serves me correctly I used TiB-speak on an SJW. Apparently people report you on Twitter AND ban you when you tell an SJW that reading their post "Was worse than AIDS being fucked into my skull by King Kong".

I'm pretty sure that was the one that did it, but when you're account is suspended you know nothing after it happens. I use my normal account still, because YOU PERSONALLY got me coke-addicted to BestFansSTL which is the most glorious thing since the Sexual Revolution.



HAHAHAHAHA these fucking cunts. You could go to a Glasgow Rangers vs. Celtic game and find more tolerance and intelligence than in Busch Stadium sorry...."Baseball Heaven".

 

Im positive you could do that for any team, but the account makes me laugh so hard. If you are ever feeling down it can bring you to tip top shape.

 

I have to stay up all night to adjust to night shift again and I'm home alone. I think I'll drink Half a bottle of Jack Daniel's for my dearly departed peeps Lemmy and see what happens. Truthfully I started two hours ago and I continue to feel like it.

 

The best thing about it is there's no opinion. The person running it has NO banter, simply retweets the utterly horrible, racist and retarded things they say. And they capture the "deleted" tweets and tag the person who did it every time.

In defence of every single other team in baseball: no fans are worse than the Cardinals. They're a perfect storm of smug, racist and stupid.The way they lose their shit and turn on their players is like no fans I've ever seen. Cubs fans aren't like that. Toronto fans are goodie-goodies. Yankees fans at least stay loyal despite they're a bunch of angry moon-faces.

Off topic: I'm fucking disgusted right now. The border who lives in my next door neighbour's basement apartment is one of those WoW chair-stains who stays in his "cockpit" all day long and hisses at the sun. He only comes outside at night to smoke a cig directly in the middle of the street while talking in full volume on his cell phone.

He has ORDERED DOMINOES THREE TIMES TODAY. I however haven't eaten much because this uber-lazy fuck has grossed me out so much ordering this garbage. We have an excellent pizza place that is a ten minute walk from our house. When will somebody end his sad and empty life?

 

Regarding Baseball's Best Fans... that shit is always priceless. Since being born in southern Illinois and having the majority of my family in the rural west-central part of the state, I've heard the insufferable Cardinals fandom for years. My dad is still very bitter over the 1987 World Series where the Twins beat the Cards and sincerely believes they cheated with the air vents in the Metrodome and will still point it out to this day.

I really hope we get another replay of the Cubs beating them again in the playoffs, man that would be the best.

 

How to get the tin foil hat vote:

Hillary Clinton: I will reveal truth about UFOs if I become America's next President

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hillary-clinton-reveal-truth-ufos-7111722

 

I'll reveal the truth right now: nothing has ever fucking happened. It would take a Saturn V rocket five thousand years to reach the next closest star, which is a dead solar system.

Holy shit what an empty husk of a stunt. This entire election is a giant fucking embarrassment.

 

If you need me I'll be getting black out drunk so I forget I have to go back to work tomorro.

 

If that happens, how will Trump build a wall to keep out the space Muslims?

 

I'm not really old enough to have much perspective, but this election cycle appears to be trying to set some sort of record for pandering to the very stupid.

 

So an old friend (known for almost 30 years) broke up with his girlfriend and they both moved out of the house they were sharing. He needed somewhere to stay, so I said he could stay in my spare room. This was 4 days ago, and I already regret the fuck out of it. The guy is going off the fucking deep end. I'll spoiler the rest of the story:

Spoiler: My cathartic venting

Some back story: I'm just starting to get my life back together after fucking it up completely. Lost my career, friends, and almost my house, family and health due to my drinking. This time last year, shit was bad. Really bad. Now I have been lucky enough to have re-started my career and doing quite well, and my life is getting back to where it should be. The bank is no longer threatening foreclosure. I'm just trying to lead a low key existence and get myself back on my feet.

In the last month he has lost his job and his girlfriend. She has a daughter that he basically considered his own. I don't know the whole story as to why they broke up, but I'm now guessing him being a constantly black out drunk and crack head has a lot to do with it. Same story with the job. In December he showed on my doorstep 4 times blacked out drunk. 3 of those times were at 5 in the morning when he obviously hadn't slept. I live in a town house so even him pulling into the driveway, let alone banging on the door, slamming doors and screaming is going to be pissing the neighbors off, let alone me.

I told him I wouldn't stand for this shit, and if he didn't get it together there is no way he's staying with me. He assured me all would be good by the time he moved in.

The day I moved him in, he was sober. That night he didn't come home under the guise of cleaning his old place (it was a rental) and then he texted me 3 times during the night and come in and left the house twice, waking me (and probably the neighbors) up every time. Then when i got home from work, and he was fucked up, had wrecked a $60 HDMI cord, chopped down a hanging light in my living room with scissors (the only light in that room, a hanging fixture), and for some reason spilled vinegar everywhere. I managed not to scream at him as I was stressed from work and stressed even more from having to deal with a drunk while sober. After an hour he left. I didn't see him for 2 days as the next day he came home and slept for a day.

Today I'm at work and he's called twice and was so drunk and cracked out I literally could not make out what he was trying to say. It's 8:30 AM. Then he texted 6 more times in a row while I was in a meeting. I'm scared of what my house is going to look like when I get home. He's a construction guy and is going to try to "fix" something and completely fuck it up irreversibly. I almost want to leave work an lock him out.

I'm not sure what to do here besides toss him on the street. I was wondering why his family & ex-girlfriend were so grateful I was helping him out. Now I get it, they're grateful not to have to put up with this shit. It's been less than a week and I'm already so stressed I'm shaking. He's been my friend for 30 years, but fuck, I'm losing it. This is a shitty time for me to be off the booze.

 

In response to several reps: yes I got shitfaced drunk and no I was not hung over. Never been hung over in my life, it is a blessing and a curse. I can drink without hangovers, but it also takes an almost obscene amont of pain meds to even begin to have an effect on me. I know people who get loopy from a single Tylenol-3, while I could take 4 and feel no better (this has happened). When I had kidney stones, they gave me morphine and then we're shocked when I reported the pain got worse. Apparently morphine usually does it, but it doesn't do a damn thing to me.

I can also drink copious amounts of booze and not be hungover, though. So... Yay?

 

My wife and I watched 8 episodes in a row and at first I was angry, then I convinced myself that it had to be fake but we agreed not to google it until we watched all of the episodes and evidently it was real. Not sure what the fuck is going on in Wisconsin but it seems like the prosecutors, defense attorneys and law enforcement were in some kind of crazy collusion to get this guy.

Spoiler: really you find that shit after 7 searches and by the agency that should have never been there in the first place.