What a wonderful, unintentional comedy this has turned into. Who would have thought you would need something as trivial as food to "dig in" for a few years? What we're seein here is the "Two Americas": USA the sensible version, and Murica. Go ahead. I DARE you to convince me that this fuckcake's family tree has a single fork in it:
No, what we are seeing here is Dumb and Dumber. In between the idiots calling for drone strikes and the "If this were Black or Muslim protesters...", you also have the folks howling that we need to cut off farm subsidies because it's just welfare for farmers and "Food already costs to much anyways." These folks have no idea how the system works. As for the Bundy group? Screw them, bunch of annoying, grandstanding jack asses.
Most people don't seem to realize that the real purpose of the farm subsidies is to serve as an incentive for the big corporations that own most of America's farmland to not make short-sighted decisions that might fuck with the nation's food supply.
Speaking of farmers... Man Caught Having Sex With Donkey Demands Judge Give Him Jail Time http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...sin_5689358fe4b0b958f65be787?utm_hp_ref=crime
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I am serious. Obviously there is some corruption because those same corporations get to buy their way into the legislative process, but for the most part those subsidies come with strings attached, such as registering what you planted in each plot, rotating crops, and protecting waterways from erosion. You know, the sort of things that selfish people might refuse to do an which might cause another dust bowl. The small farms probably aren't viable at all without the subsidies, but they would just sell out to the mega-farms anyway. The corporate landowners, on the other hand, are riddled with shareholders and MBA types who don't care about anything but immediate profit. The general idea with the farm subsidies, as it is with most of the subsidies that help big corporations, is that it is more effective to give them a bribe that is bigger than the potential extra profit they would make by being assholes. The carrot works better than the stick with corporations because the corporation can just stop existing when you swing the stick at it.
Let's all take lessons on parenthood from the worthless little whore who faked a pregnancy, faked a stillborn birth and as a bonus is a convicted thief, shall we? Your son is a future Ted Bundy, stupid. Did you forget who you are as a person?
I have no idea who that girl is, and I'm ok with that. I went back to work today after a 3-day weekend. Too much booze and crappy food. I'm feeling so fluffy it's disgusting.
I'm OK with that as well, because in a perfect world, the exact same thing is happening with another child, but with the genders reversed. And part of that little boy's training should include how not to let someone disrespect or take advantage of you, and not misinterpret your respect for weakness.
That inbred hillbilly pictured above closely resembles several of my in-laws. Their tree is more like a spear. That I want to use to spear my ears out every time I listen to them talk for more than a few minutes.
My New Year story: We saw a panhandler on the corner, sitting on a milk crate. This black guy was singing "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" at her. Repeatedly. He must have been at it a while because she was PISSED. She was screeching like a cat being murdered, "FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE, GO DIE!" He just kept singing at her. Laughing. She'd try to ignore him, but he just kept doing it. "HaAAaaAaappy NewWWwww Yeaaaarrrr!!!" He'd pause for a second, walk away from the corner, then come right back to sing again. Which would send her into another screaming fit. This went on for at least 5 minutes from when we got there, sitting on a bench across the street, well away from them. I'm sure this guy had been at it at least twice that long. Finally, he stopped for a second, addressed the crowd of people walking by and watching this unfold, "I got a new song for you. Something I just wrote. It's called... 'HAPPY NEW YEAAAARRRR!'" And that's when this woman lost it. She picked up her crate and chased the guy down the street, screaming gibberish so loud her voice cracked, swinging that crate over head. The dude ran surprisingly fast for someone laughing so hard.
Guns n Roses are reuniting to headline Coachella. This includes Slash from what I'm reading. Afterwards Axl goes back to mowing lawns.
This will either be incredible or absolutely horrible, no in between. And from what I've seen and heard of Axl Rose lately, I'm gonna go with the latter, even with Slash shredding.
So if anyone here is thinking of travelling to Cuba - either because your government now allows you to do so or because you want to see it "before it changes" - I have a piece of advice: don't. You don't want to go there, and you definitely don't want to go there before it stops being a completely miserable place. You're welcome.