I broke the map twice. It says an error occurred and to check the link later. I've lived in OH, upstate, NY, Southern IL, and central PA. And I'm the son of an immigrant mother who came over in her teens.
The quiz had me pegged as most likely being from southern California--Moreno Valley, San Bernardino, or Corona. But the Atlanta area also came up as dark red.
FYI, in civilized nations, it's still a payCHEQUE. And if I'm 70+ years old (or my ex), I still pay my bills by writing a cheque. It's NOT PAYCHECK you lazy motherfuckers. You somehow convinced your nation to change the spelling because q is so far away on a keyboard. Bah.
Apparently I'm out likely from Yonkers, Philadelphia, and New York and least likely from Minneapolis/St. Paul, Little Rock, and Amarillo, Texas. That sounds more or less right (born in NY, but been in NC the last 11-12 years).
Impressive, but wrong. The tundra got to him. Tundra is the Inuit word for "nothing". I suppose you're gonna spell "colour" like the Americans since we got rid of the Union Jack in 1967. You know who ELSE was an American? Benedict Arnold. Checkmate.
Ditto for Texas. In the city where I live, everywhere takes at least 30 minutes to get there. I live about 45 minutes to an hour out depending on traffic. Takes about half a day to a day of driving to get out of the state. I'm going to colorado in a month, the drive is a day and a half. The drive could be shorter but I want to break it up. Who the fuck cares about how many miles? If I'm asking you how far something is, I care about how long it's going to take me to get there.
Interesting, I got Overland Park (where I lived for many years), St. Louis (where I also lived), or Jackson Mississipi? In what universe is the "no accent" midwest comparable to the deep south?
My results were all over the place, but that is to be expected. My dad was from PA, my mom from GA, and I spent most of my growing years in places with a high military concentration, which means my peers were a big melting pot. Oddly enough, the darkest red areas were upper northeast where I've never lived. It said the most similar cities because of specific answers are Boston because of sneakers, Stockton because of frontage road, and VA Beach because of brew thru. That had to be the oddest question of all - the drive thru booze shop. Of course I said brew thru because I have literally NEVER seen a drive thru booze shop except in the Outer Banks and the company name is Brew Thru. The funny thing is that they don't even have them in VA Beach that I recall, but I guess because a lot of Virginians flock to OBX.
I didn't get the brew thru question which I totally would have nailed because of time spent at the OBX.
If anyone is interested, the Shitting Dogs Calendar is available again as a white elephant Christmas gift. Sadly, I can't use it again because: redundancy. So I need to keep looking. http://www.ebay.com/itm/2016-White-...076371?hash=item43e386e153:g:ExUAAOSw4HVWD1WJ
speaking of calendars, you're going to just fucking loooooooooove this. An SJW couple at a mall (in Georgia I think) simply walked into the holiday pop-up store, stole thousands of dollars worth of "naughty" calanders and fucking left this: Yes, let's fight the patriarchy by attacking the horror that is mall kiosks. Stack the calendars around them and set them on fire. This shit never ends. Pussy crybullies with no lives of thueir own feel they have to control how people think. Fuck off. EDIT: sorry, I was told this was recent but it happened two years ago.
FUCK sakes, why is time moving so slowly. My UFC 194 boner is already raging and the prelims don't start for another two and a half hours. I have a series of elaborate bets on the fights that could potentially win me $19,000. That's definitely going to happen, but even if it doesn't, Jose Aldo can win me $2500 on his own if he wins. My only goal for today is to not get blackout drunk by the main event, but that's going to be really hard.
Well, the staff Christmas Party was last night, and things got a bit fuzzy. Our main office is the top floor with a huge open patio with fire pits, etc, and we had a great local musician who did a fantastic single-man show that morphed into some form of karaoke as the night went on. The event was catered by a local high-end restaurant, and their catering staff were fucking young, nubile, and hot. And having a great time. We had a big carved ice sculpture of Santa that you ran shots through, and that sure got the night off to a good start. After most people left, a few of us were hanging around still having fun, and the last thing I clearly remember was 2 of them making out at the bar with some seriously hot boob-play. Unfortunately I don't remember anything beyond that. Probably the best staff Christmas party I've ever been too.