Got a rabbit in the freezer, anybody got a rabbit recipe I may not have heard of? Also, elk archery season is now open and a few friends are already out there calling and waiting. A spike bull was nosing around my friend's wallow stake-out and he decided finally, "It's legal and young enough to be tender" and put a broadhead into his lungs. Deep-purple elk steaks for days.
Warner Brothers had a recipe for Rabbit Stew, but that was back when Elmer Fudd was black, so it's probably racist.
Pot pie sounds good. I love rabbit in mustard cream sauce. Nice with some White Burgundy. http://www.food.com/recipe/rabbit-in-mustard-sauce-170401
Pot pies are really good for cuts of wild game that may be on the tougher side like turkey legs or small game. Brine, braise or stew it down til the meat is falling off the bone, pull and chop, and there you go. Could try making it in smaller ramekins for individual servings or to experiment with different seasonings. I like rabbit coq au vin but it is also good just plain chicken fried in a pan, best when fried after cooking morel mushrooms in the pan so they take on some of that flavor.
Has anybody else noticed the preponderance of creepy clown stories lately? I'm half tempted to suit up, and stand somewhere, ominous in my inactivity. Just to watch paranoid people freak out and see if I get arrested for no discernible reason. These are the things you think about when you are waiting on other things and have way too much time on your hands.
And I've figured it out. This whole election has been a distraction designed for Obama to set up his dictatorship. Hillary fakes death of a heart attack 24 hours before the election, and Obama swoops in to 'save the nation'. Hillary returns to her reptilian home planet, and Trump is arrested on charges of rape of a minor. Sweeping arrests of the republican party follow the revelation of a grand conspiracy to deport all non-whites back to their ethnic homelands. But in the end we find out that only 90% of the conspiracies were true. Especially those fucking e-mails. We've seen this coming for 8 years, and allowed ourselves to be distracted at the last minute. Darn. I'm back in the south and yuengling is the most underrated beer in America.
I don't know how many people have faced the dilemma of being unsure whether they've been invited to an orgy or not, but I feel like I'm probably one of only a few. The friend I tried to parse the text messages with thinks my plan of "just winging it" is ill-advised but enh.
It would make a hell of an obituary. There's probably clowns there. Now, that is freaky sex. I've never been to an orgy or really done anything that outlandish beyond some kink, which is fairly vanilla considering how popular BDSM is these days. Is being tied up even that kinky anymore? I've always gone back and forth on whether I would do an open relationship or get tied in with people who do these height of decadence sex scenes. But I never have, and I probably never will. How does someone phrase an orgy invitation in a way that is so ambiguous? There's only so many ways to subtly suggest group sex.
Well if there's clowns there, I'm leaving. I can only get so adventurous. I've never been to an orgy either, which is maybe why I'm not picking up on these signals. He just kept calling it "a group thing" and asked me what my "preferences" were. When I said, "preferences for what, the day?" he said "the get together." So I said "I don't know, I'm sure it'll be a good time no matter what. What do you usually do?" And he said "Usually just a few couples and see where the night goes." Which, I don't know, could be ANYWHERE ON THE ENTIRE SPECTRUM of "sophisticated dinner party" to "clown orgy" and I couldn't figure out a nondorky way to say "now wait just a second here, are you talking about s-e-x??" So, yeah, right now the plan is to either show up carrying homemade cupcakes and a bottle of bourbon and feel out which one feels more appropriate, OR get drunk and blurt out "to be clear, did you ask me to host an orgy with you next week" when I see him next. And I don't really have a good grasp on what's kinky anymore since I seem to pretty much unanimously hang out with a bunch of perverts. My litmus test is one group of friends I have, who are all pretty basic and have each been in really long relationships - one's still with her high school sweetheart - and see when I have to not look any of them in their eyes when they start talking about the latest "gross" sex thing their boyfriends have asked them to do. But, hell, even one of them ended up agreeing to pegging her boyfriend so it's not always the perfect test.
There's no downside, is there? (well, other than STDs) If you go over there expecting some wine, spirited conversation and a delightful chicken casserole, but end up with some scissoring and / or DP action, that's a win. If you go over there expecting to get your freak on, but end up discussing shoes and chowing on some goose pate, you STILL win. I say stick with the "wing it" plan. If you have to sign a waiver as soon as you walk in, though, be prepared to be disappointed on getting Aunt Edna's secret bunt cake recipe.
Based on her lips, this is a porno where a clown ends up fucking his daughter ? Fuck. edit: Or is that just a Sarah Silverman clip?
I mean I get the weird "step" genre of porno. This is way above and beyond that if it is an actaul porno. A Sarah Silvermen skit does not darken my view of humanity like a real porno would. This coming from a devoted efukt fan.