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2016-10-07 :: Choke Your Turkey WDT (nsfw)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Oct 7, 2016.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Well, pegging doesn't mean you're gay it means you know how fucking hard you can cum from your prostate, but what I AM having trouble breaking to her is that I had this stomach-clenching realization halfway through the primaries that he really reminds me of Ted Cruz.
     
    #61 audreymonroe, Oct 12, 2016
  2. Juice

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    So either shes into pegging Ted Cruz or he has some bizarre kink where role-plays as Ted Cruz...
     
    #62 Juice, Oct 12, 2016
  3. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Why not both?
     
    #63 audreymonroe, Oct 12, 2016
  4. Juice

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  5. toddamus

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    I'm pretty sure Ted Cruz would fuck Ted Cruz
     
    #65 toddamus, Oct 12, 2016
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    I dunno, this would probably be violating his Christian purity somehow. Kinky.
     
    #66 katokoch, Oct 12, 2016
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    Women need to run a 'make your boyfriend a faggot' campaign on men's behalf. Ladies, next time you're giving your man a blowjob, when he's halfway there start fooling around down there. Sooner or later you'll make him your whore.

    I feel like I'm writing an advice column for Cosmo, and that rippling sound you all just heard was a thousand anuses clenching shut.
     
    #67 Kampf Trinker, Oct 12, 2016
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Audrey, it looks like this has solved your dilemma. Print out Juice's drawing, take it with you and show it the door, and wait.
     
    #68 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 12, 2016
  9. toddamus

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    I think what you just said is you'd like someone to jam their fingers in your ass while they're blowing you.
     
    #69 toddamus, Oct 12, 2016
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    Gee, you figured that out did you?

    I find it funny that on this board you can talk about strangling someone while you fuck them and no one bats an eye, but as soon as you touch on the prostate people freak out. I would bet that anal play is a lot more common than much of the stuff that makes you shrug your shoulders.
     
    #70 Kampf Trinker, Oct 12, 2016
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    Butt stuff is great all around, not sure why that's so controversial.
     
    #71 silway, Oct 12, 2016
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    You forgot the part where they do it without asking first.
     
    #72 Clutch, Oct 12, 2016
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    Well, in non-pegging news, Jungle Julia and I are off to Houston tonight to see another show and do acid. This time, it's going to be Opeth and The Sword.

    Have fun, y'all, I know I will.
     
    #73 dixiebandit69, Oct 12, 2016
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    Never stop being you.
     
    #74 Kubla Kahn, Oct 13, 2016
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    Make sure to buckle up on the drive home.
     
    #75 Juice, Oct 13, 2016
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    Fan-fucking-tastic!!!

    There's a gunman shooting at vehicles very near me.

    For some reason this doesn't scare me. I don't think I have very good survival instincts.
     
    #76 Revengeofthenerds, Oct 13, 2016
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    I finger up the ass is one thing. Having a girl strap on a dildo and fuck your ass with it is another, nothing wrong with it, Im just not sure why it's not considered gay in the latter? Ted Cruz does seem like one of those Republican caricatures you'd seen on an HBO show who would prosthelytize about gay homo butt sehxs and turn around and pay for it himself at cruisey truck stops. Like Ted Haggard.
     
    #77 Kubla Kahn, Oct 13, 2016
  18. Nettdata

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    Are you "known to police"?
     
    #78 Nettdata, Oct 13, 2016
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    No, that's Dixie. For all we know he may just be on an acid driven "escapade".
     
    #79 jdoogie, Oct 13, 2016
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Because, if you are a dude, and a girl does it, that is not a homosexual act. If a girl gives you a blowjob, that's not a homosexual act. If a guy gives you a blowjob, that's a homosexual act.
     
    #80 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 13, 2016
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