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2016-10-07 :: Choke Your Turkey WDT (nsfw)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Oct 7, 2016.

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  1. bewildered

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    Rush, you are so good at explaining sex stuff. Audrey might have a job for you. Also I might have some questions for you later.
     
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    Yes, what genitals a person was born with matters when classifying these things. Thank God Nom isn't here, he'd have a field day with this.
     
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    He didn't say anything about genitals. You made the assumption that gender was based on what genitals a person was born with. That does open up an interesting discussion though. If a person who was born with a penis but identifies as female receives a blowjob from another person who was born with a penis and also identifies as female, is that lesbian sex?
     
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    No idea and don't care. Do what feels good.
     
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    Time to loosen things up a bit

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    #85 toddamus, Oct 13, 2016
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    No its mental illness.
     
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    But that's not loosening things up, he's pulling the rope tigh- OOOOH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, YOU FUNNY MAN!
     
    #87 NatCH, Oct 13, 2016
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    Everything I know, I learned here. And, from the neighborhood dogs. If it doesn't matter about the accuracy of the answers, I'm your guy!
     
    #88 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 13, 2016
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    Which type of peanut butter do dogs prefer; smooth or chunky? Asking for a friend...
     
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    Easy, creamy. Even dogs don't eat chunky peanut butter. There was a TiB member - Currer Bell, I think it was - that claimed to like chunky peanut butter. However, I think she was trolling, plus she never posts anymore.
     
    #90 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 13, 2016
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    My husband loves chunky. Ugh. Strike two.


    Jk jk love youuuuuuuuuu!
     
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    I love chunky too! I like to eat it out of the jar. Sometimes I eat it with dark chocolate chips. Hey now, don't judge too harshly. The peanut butter is stashed next to the baking supplies; these things just happen organically sometimes.

    (PS I just did a google image search of "sexy woman eating chunky peanut butter" and not only were there a disappointingly few number of women in the search AT ALL, there were fewer ones eating peanut butter, and not a goddamn ONE of them was eating chunky peanut butter!)

    The cheapo jar of peanut butter I bought for the dogs is creamy. It is better for spreading inside Kong toys. However, the dog who constantly needs to be entertained has an anal gland issue that is outta this world so the jar hasn't been touched much.
     
    #92 bewildered, Oct 13, 2016
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    Chunky is the way to go, creamy is gross.

    In other news I'll be drinking beer and watching hockey tonight because fuck thursday night football.
     
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    I may or may not have been known to dump half a bag of semi sweet chocolate chips into a jar of PB and go to town with a spoon. So I'm not judging at all, 'wildered. Makes perfect sense to me.
     
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    Wasn't cookie dough a thing a while ago? Haven't heard about that in so long. Did people die of salmonella or was it just a fad?
     
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    Cookie dough is great. Or you can make a batch of chocolate chip cookies and cook them for less time than usual so they are still mushy like hot cookie dough, then serve them with vanilla ice cream.

    I love the damned stuff. I have simply had to stop having junk food in the house recently or I'd have a tube of the stuff in there now. Going from an active to a sedentary job is proving to be a real bitch.
     
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    Desk jobs suck but they can tend to pay more. Big tradeoffs. Sitting at a desk all day for years is so bad for you.
     
    #97 toddamus, Oct 13, 2016
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    You haven't lived until you've brought your mother to the gynecologist.
     
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    Prolapsed vag?
     
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    You assist with the papsmear?
     
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