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2016-10-07 :: Choke Your Turkey WDT (nsfw)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Oct 7, 2016.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    Nah, I let my spelunking certification lapse years ago.

    I was just the creepy guy sitting alone in the waiting room, getting the stink eye from the moms accompanying their teenage daughters. It's been a long time since I felt so uncomfortable
     
    #101 Misanthropic, Oct 13, 2016
  2. toddamus

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    Sounds pretty terrible. Where you reading the teen mags? Nothing reassures a mom like a man reading teen mags.
     
    #102 toddamus, Oct 13, 2016
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    There were no man friendly mags so I watched porn with the volume down. Hopefully my expressions didn't give anything away
     
    #103 Misanthropic, Oct 13, 2016
  4. Nettdata

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    #104 Nettdata, Oct 13, 2016
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hello? Exactly! That's because there aren't any such photos because sexy women do not eat chunky peanut butter. Gawd.
     
    #105 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 14, 2016
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    What a specific thing to search for. I can't imagine the guy out there who can't get hard unless somebody has some chunky peanut butter and an attractive woman to somehow eat it. Does it need to be sensual when they eat it, with lots of moans or am I missing this obscure fetish by a mile?
     
    #106 CanisDirus, Oct 14, 2016
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I think there are a few people here who are currently job hunting, so just in case anyone needs some resume advice I'm going to share this ideal example that my friend received at the restaurant she works in:

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    #107 audreymonroe, Oct 14, 2016
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    My favorite is the term "Buss Boy".
     
    #108 CanisDirus, Oct 14, 2016
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    #109 Juice, Oct 14, 2016
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    I wish him luck. Even multi-billionaire Arthur couldn't afford his own cock washer.
     
    #110 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 14, 2016
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    It doesn't have to be sensual, but she should definitely be crying.
     
    #111 Clutch, Oct 14, 2016
  12. toddamus

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    Wait what, just read that without knowing the context...
     
    #112 toddamus, Oct 14, 2016
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    If it was chunky peanut butter, she would be crying. And, probably gagging.
     
    #113 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 14, 2016
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    #114 Kubla Kahn, Oct 14, 2016
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    #115 Rush-O-Matic, Oct 14, 2016
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    Here's hoping that people understand that he's just a normal guy, who does normal things.
     
    #116 Nettdata, Oct 14, 2016
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    I honestly don't get what the goddamn fascination is with this guy. I barely remembered him on the debate and now he's selling his own shirt....in any other election cycle "The Bone" would be one of the more disheartening things about it(the whole "look at me!" "buy this!" bullshit)...but this year he doesn't even register.
     
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    His AMA reddit is a glorious thing of beauty. I think he's even managed to weave in the porn comments without batting an eye. He seems to be riding the insta-fame wave well so far.
     
    #118 Dcc001, Oct 14, 2016
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