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2016-10-07 :: Choke Your Turkey WDT (nsfw)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Oct 7, 2016.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    Nah, I let my spelunking certification lapse years ago.

    I was just the creepy guy sitting alone in the waiting room, getting the stink eye from the moms accompanying their teenage daughters. It's been a long time since I felt so uncomfortable
     
  2. toddamus

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    Sounds pretty terrible. Where you reading the teen mags? Nothing reassures a mom like a man reading teen mags.
     
  3. Misanthropic

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    There were no man friendly mags so I watched porn with the volume down. Hopefully my expressions didn't give anything away
     
  4. Nettdata

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  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hello? Exactly! That's because there aren't any such photos because sexy women do not eat chunky peanut butter. Gawd.
     
  6. CanisDirus

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    What a specific thing to search for. I can't imagine the guy out there who can't get hard unless somebody has some chunky peanut butter and an attractive woman to somehow eat it. Does it need to be sensual when they eat it, with lots of moans or am I missing this obscure fetish by a mile?
     
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    I think there are a few people here who are currently job hunting, so just in case anyone needs some resume advice I'm going to share this ideal example that my friend received at the restaurant she works in:

    resume.jpg
     
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    My favorite is the term "Buss Boy".
     
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    I wish him luck. Even multi-billionaire Arthur couldn't afford his own cock washer.
     
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    It doesn't have to be sensual, but she should definitely be crying.
     
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    Wait what, just read that without knowing the context...
     
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    If it was chunky peanut butter, she would be crying. And, probably gagging.
     
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    Here's hoping that people understand that he's just a normal guy, who does normal things.
     
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    I honestly don't get what the goddamn fascination is with this guy. I barely remembered him on the debate and now he's selling his own shirt....in any other election cycle "The Bone" would be one of the more disheartening things about it(the whole "look at me!" "buy this!" bullshit)...but this year he doesn't even register.
     
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    His AMA reddit is a glorious thing of beauty. I think he's even managed to weave in the porn comments without batting an eye. He seems to be riding the insta-fame wave well so far.
     
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