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2016-11-11 WDT ... I remembered...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Nov 10, 2016.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    Since when has anything he's done ever been about "easier"?
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    Right on the money.

    I go for maximum entertainment value. That means greatest potential for humor and/or badassness. But since I'm not a fan of thinking things through, this usually results in injury to myself or others and a lot of extra work.

    Case in point: for the free boat trailer hunting blind, I have decided I want to make it "invisible." So I'm going to cover it with mirror film like they use on window tint and marijuana grow farms.

    I don't know how, I don't know why, but somehow this will come back to hurt me.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Imagine how that will look from the air... it's the anti-camouflage. You're going to be the only patch of sky on the ground, and will stand out to the geese/ducks.
     
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    Just because this is how I think Revenge goes about life
     
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    Ducks and geese are stupid animals, unlike humans....

    I think a dude standing in a field with a gun is probably less likely to scare them but what do I know, I've literally never tried to kill a bird before
     
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    I am a creature of habit. Also trying to off set some of Dixie's appreciate but somewhat non sexy images

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    Does anybody else here like the movie "Drive Angry"? I think it's one of the most fun exploitation movies ever made.
     
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    I don't know which is worse, this bullshit; or the dude who posts the really unattractive females. Personally, I think they are about even. Either y'all had one too many natty lights, or need to go see an eye doctor, because none of that is pretty. Now, excuse me while I go cleanse my eyes with clorox.
     
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    Just put 2 lbs of jalapenos in the fridge to pickle for a week. Other than the vinegar and pickling salt, added some sugar, lots of garlic, crushed red pepper, bay leaves, marjoram. Should be incredible.
     
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    You'd think a critter with beady little eyes and a brain the size of a marble wouldn't be that perceptive but waterfowl and turkey hunting can require serious camouflage. Huge difference between "resident" birds that mostly stay within an urban area year-round and are used to people versus really wild birds. They can spot things like the shine off a shotgun shell or you lifting your hand six inches to pick your nose from a mile away, the bastards. Makes it a lot more fun when they get really close to you though.

    Either way Revengeofthenerds have fun, let us know how it goes. I wish I had a free boat.
     
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    Works well for ground blinds.
     

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    Yeah that's what I was thinking. This thing won't be terribly far off the ground, so you basically just angle the walls a little so they point toward the ground and the grass and stuff is the reflection. It would only be for hogs and varmint hunting, and since pigs don't fly I'm not worried about the roof.
     
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    Just curious as to why you are adding crushed pepper to jalapenos?
     
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    Now you gotta be concerned about a pig seeing its reflection on the blind and charging it. That would be fun to watch, from a distance.
     
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    Please install cameras on your blind so that curious minds can witness that happening.
     
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    I don't know if there could be a better occasion for the Benny Hill theme song than that scenario, especially if it hops in the blind with him.

     
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    See this is what I mean about me not thinking things through to the logical consequences.

    That'd be really funny though. I hunt with an AR but always keep a sidearm ready just in case of a jam or for closer range (I've had to use it on more than one occasion on charging pigs)... my prediction is if they charge they'll run into a hail of gunfire. Especially since I'll use my electronic pig call from the blind.
     
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    A little different flavor profile. Regular jalapeƱos aren't spicy enough for me on their own.
     
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    Are you eating fresh peppers or the ones that come out of a can and are placed on shitty nachos? I got a good tolerance for heat and fresh jalapenos are pretty solid.
     
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