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2016-12-02 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Dec 2, 2016.

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  1. toddamus

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    Serious question, how many people would go second knuckle deep in Hilarly Clinton.
     
    #181 toddamus, Dec 8, 2016
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    I'd rather chew a jumbo roll of tinfoil. No. A half dozen hits of the finest late 90's E wouldn't sway it a little.
     
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    For some reason I get the impression Audrey might just because she has an adventuresome spirit.
     
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    Fuck. This. Weather.

    It's 36 outside with sustained winds 10-15 mph. This morning the winds were sustained 20-40 mph. It just cuts right through you.

    I don't have "winter" clothes because I'm not going to buy special shit for the half dozen days out of the year it dips below freezing. Thus I'm left wearing basketball shorts under my jeans, boots, and a carhart. This IS my winter clothing.

    Fuck you weather. Bring back that 100 degree heat.
     
    #184 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 8, 2016
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    Awww princess.
     
    #185 wexton, Dec 8, 2016
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    I don't know why, but this cracked me up. I know domestic violence is no joke. However, I want to know what this psycho chick looks like.
     
    #186 Cmr88, Dec 8, 2016
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    She was pretty, but wore deep emotional scars on her face and in her dilated eyes. Quint has spoke of her eyes in the belly of his ship. Last I heard she now looks like a burlap sack filled with smashed anuses. Girlie-friend got into the Ol' meth and now looks like she got a suntan care of Ark Of The Covenant. It was meant to be. Unfortunately....four kids, y'know.
     
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    I spent 8 hours working on my trailer... in the driveway... in -12 and windy. I found it somewhat refreshing, but my phone quit working because it was too cold.

    Halfway into a bottle of wine and once again I'm a cheap date.
     
    #188 Nettdata, Dec 8, 2016
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    I'm loving this weather. It's downright chilly and my favorite for running. You can't say that too often around here. It's fun to wear some layers and eat some chili or grilled cheese.
     
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    I just got done arranging small therapy groups for my student group, I bought a bottle of rum on the way back and thinking about how hot one of my female undergrad facilitators is. I've hit creepy old man stage.

    On the other hand, when have college girls not been hot?

    ....So no takers on the Clinton Challenge? For every person that goes second knuckle deep in her I will donate 1,000 USD to the charity of my choice
     
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    I don't surf, I hate surfing, but its amazing to watch

     
    #191 toddamus, Dec 8, 2016
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I wasn't going to but now I have to.
     
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    Toddamus, I think I would try it. But it has to be a charity if my choice!
     
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    Last weekend I put up some decorations and started priming my media cabinet. Today we're picking up a Christmas tree and finishing up decorating. I feel like I can finally breath....el husband had finals this week and the stress in the air was almost palpable.

    Also, why are poached eggs so goddamn delicious? I have been eating them almost every morning for the past several months and I'm still not tired of them.
     
    #194 bewildered, Dec 9, 2016
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    Are you putting them on top of a toasted, buttered English muffin, with Canadian bacon, and a light Hollandaise* sauce over it? Because that would explain it. Or, a side** of bacon?

    * Mayo, water, pepper.
    ** 4 pieces, minimum
     
    #195 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 9, 2016
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    I put them on a toasted whole wheat english muffin (they taste so much worse than regular english muffins, but I've gotta) with a cheater hollindaise sauce. When I run out of the english muffins, I put them on buttered toast.

    Something about a gooey drooly yolky egg smashed all over the top of buttery bread....mmmm...
     
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    This, exactly.
     
    #197 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 9, 2016
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    It's currently -38° C (-36° F) with the windchill where I live. Apparently we're currently in the middle of a "polar vortex". So ya, FUCK THIS WEATHER.

    And to rub it in my dad's currently in Jamaica, I was not invited. I am cold.
     
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    You wanna know a crime? Overcooking eggs. Makes me sad.
     
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    If will be a charity of your choice but I will provide a list of acceptable charities and you can chose from those
     
    #200 toddamus, Dec 9, 2016
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