1) The hap-hap-happiest Xmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fuckin' Kaye 2) The Ref 3) Die Hard 1 & 2 4) Elf 5) Scrooge (1951 ultimate Classic) 6) A Christmas Story 7) Mr Bean's Christmas (fucking hysterical) 8) Passion of the Christ 9) It's a Wonderful Life 10) Santa Clause 2 Honestly, I wouldn't wipe my ass with Ron Howard's Grinch movie. I hated it entirely.
I have a moral dilemma. I got a text from my Mom this weekend letting me know to watch for some packages in the mail this week. Included in the text were strict instructions to not open anything until Christmas. Now a little background on me and Christmas presents...I'm a cheater. I'll search the house. I've been known (as a kid) to unwrap, twirl around in new coat for a while, then wrap it back up and put it back under the tree. My Mom is well aware of my present issues. My response to her text was this: Do not open?! You know me, how is that even possible??!!! Her reply was one word, "Practice". Bah. Anyway, at the office today I got package number one (I have all mail delivered here for various reasons). It's all wrapped nice and cute. She obviously did it herself. It's kinda squishy and soft, like a scarf or something but I can also feel something hard right in the middle. Needless to say, I am sitting here staring at it as it sits on my desk, yelling at me to open it. What do I do???!!!!!
That's only a good Christmas movie if there are lots of kids under the age of 8 watching. Especially the brutal whipping scenes. Well, now you can fuck right off, because that is one of the funniest, most quotable holiday MASTERPIECES. Open it, obviously. I kinda mentioned it . . .
Rush, no offense but taking moral advice from the resident "PLEASE POST YOUR BOOBIES!!!" guy just does not seem right.
Not in your required watching, so it doesn't count. Also, Prep and Landing is a newish animated movie that I now watch every year.
Wha?! I'm hurt. The female form is beautiful. I appreciate it like fine art, and encourage ladies to share that art with others. It's not immoral. Besides, like I would ever want to see YOUR boobies. I totally would, though. Open it, I mean. Not want to see your boobies. Although, I probably do.
See, these are wise words. Sage advice from another TiB member who does not want to see your boobs. Well, not specifically not your boobs per se, but the collective boobs of TiB.
No more than 10 minutes after I watched that video on here, they were showing it on The Weather Channel. Except guess they forgot to check where it came from. They thought that was the US.
Guuuuuuhlllll. Clouds broke a little bit for like half an hour yesterday. Now it's mucky rain and it's supposed to be in the teens by the end of the week with "wintery mix" sprinkled in. It's going to be a long friggin winter.
I'm not used to persistent lack of sun. Don't people use sun lamps or shit like that to get buy? Or should I just drink more and accept the fact I'm getting ready for hibernation. On the plus side at least its not in that horrible 30-40 degree range. Cold rain, dear God, there is nothing worse
Pretty much. It's better when there's actually snow on the ground so it at least appears to be brighter out, and you always have ice to add to drinks. Add to that Christmas list Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. My parents recorded it on VHS and it got a lot of use when we were little. Plus I just realized the Santa is close to being a Canadian in South Park and Yukon Cornelius is a hipster prospector.
I took it home and sat it under the tree(the only one there so far BTW). The SO came home and saw it. It took him about 5 minutes to say, "Why are you even trying? It will never make it to Christmas. Just open it." So I did. It was a decorative pillow and pair of silver hoop earrings. Sorry Mom. The good news is I'm already in Hell so there is that.
Does anybody have any Spectacles yet? That magical rotate feature is pretty cool. https://www.spectacles.com/ https://www.cnet.com/products/snapchat-spectacles/preview/ I'm too old for these to be part of my life, but I like the idea of circular video and other places that may start turning up.
Every once in a while you stumble across something so fucked you must share it with strangers whether they want to hear it or not. So Cliff Notes: Internet camera is tripped by motion/sound in apartment. Camera films landlord fucking on tennants' bed, then using wife's wedding dress as a cum rag. The end. From kktv in Colorado: http://www.kktv.com/content/news/COS-landlord-caught-having-sex-in-tenants-bed-403932596.html