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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 1, 2016.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Maybe you're unaware of the spectator version of gymnastics, it's called 'stripping.'
     
  2. Dcc001

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    Here is my theory re: size. Feel free to critique. Women don't dress or diet to be attractive for the opposite gender (or, if they're gay, potential romantic female partners). They dress/diet to assign status to themselves amongst other women. Most men don't care for the emaciated look. Even more telling, most men have quite a broad spectrum of what they find attractive. And when it comes to "what will I fuck?" the answer, for a lot of guys, is, "anything." So women aren't trying to look attractive when they do this, and companies aren't exploiting that. It's a one-upmanship of some kind of false idealization that exists within the female brain when they relate to each other.

    The flip size of the coin is penis size amongst men. Go on an adult dating site - AFF, Fetlife, whatever. I would guess that like 85% of guys use a cock shot as their avatar. And the size of your junk seems to matter to them. Do women have size preferences? Sure. But like men with female body types, we're for the most part okay with average and a range around it. Very few women think, "Nine inches. Sweet!" Men assign a greater status and importance to size. And when it comes to dating profiles or sexting, they are so quick to use a cock shot. Not because it works or because women want it; rather because that's how they would compete with other men.

    Too serious for the drunk thread, probably.
     
  3. dewercs

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    Because if I showed up at a gymnastics event they would know I was just there to stare.
     
  4. CharlesJohnson

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    It is bikini season. When God created the scrunch butt bottom, we reached the apex of civilization:

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    See also Brazilian cut bottom:

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    "I want my butt hanging out in public, but I want something more respectable than a thong."

    Brazil: "We got you."
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

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    Also gymnast peak performance wise in that not creepy to stare age of 13-17 years old.
     
  6. Misanthropic

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    It's prudent to peruse the Wicked Weasel website on a regular basis to keep abreast of the latest in bikini styles.

    http://wickedweasel.com/en-us
     
  7. katokoch

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    Please note that's NCAA gymnastics in my post. Friggin creeps.
     
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    College gymnastics is impressive. Their athleticism is amazing.

    tib .jpg
     
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  10. Misanthropic

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    Wow. What an end to that game. I despise NC, making it even sweeter

    Edit: now ESPN is showing their displeasure by rolling a faggy music clip of the NC highlights. Never mind Villanova who actually won. ESPN sucks
     
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    That second half was tremendous. Just back and forth, great shots all around and what an incredible finish.

    Ive always liked Nova, Jay Wright is a classy dude and I always enjoy their teams. Best interactions Ive had with opposing fans since Marquette joined the Big East. Great for them to shake their choker label in the tourney.

    Also, according to someone near the bench, Jay Wright said "money" as Jenkins caught the ball and started to shoot. And then his completely chill reaction. What a boss
     
  12. audreymonroe

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    It was down to me and Morecowbell and I lost on that stupid goddamn shot. I can't believe I'm mad over a basketball game.I just can't believe it.
     
  13. bewildered

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    I didn't see it but the whole restaurant exploded. Everyone was whooping and hollering. I was like whatever, I'mma stockin' some beer here, shuddup.

    Audrey, did you lose money on it or just pride?
     
  14. audreymonroe

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    Neither. I lost the sweet, sweet satisfaction of winning when I was making educated guesses against people who were much more knowledgeable and invested, which is perhaps the greatest loss of all.
     
  15. dixiebandit69

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    I was going to make a post about how all of this "body-shaming" in women was their own fault, but you said it better than I would.
    Neither I, nor any other other man I know, think that excessively skinny women look attractive.

    I do know a few women who are obsessive about their body size, to the point of eating disorders and drug abuse. They look amazing, and men always tell them so, but they are never satisfied. When told that men don't want skinny women, they say that they aren't doing what they do for men. It's a competition between women.
    I just hope that they stop it before they really hurt themselves.

    With that said, let's see some sexy plus-size women!
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    Do you like Archer? Because I do.
    IT'S PAM IN REAL LIFE!
    Pam Poovey - live action.jpg

    Pam Poovey - real.jpg
     
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    Three days ago it was 75 degrees here. This morning I cleared 6 inches of snow off my car. I want to cry.
     
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    I have a friend who is a die-hard UNC fan for some reason. I'm hoping somebody took his belt and shoelaces away last night.
     
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    Brutal game, one of the craziest endings possible. Glad to see Villanova win. I have a lot of respect for UNC but whenever Jordan loses it makes me smile just a bit
     
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    My brother is a recent UNC alum, I know he's having a rough day (boo friggin' hoo). It'll be fun to rehash memories of last night while we're hunting in a few weeks.
     
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