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2016 Summer Olympics

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Aug 5, 2016.

  1. archer

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    Fuck yes she does. Her partner (Nikki Laird) is pretty solid in the butt department too.

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    Fuck i love this sport.

    Also the US Female Rugby 7's side did well against the Aussies today to push for a tie, first team to score against a very solid Aussie side so well done. Jessica Javelet is super quick!
     
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    Ms Jenneke still has it.
     
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    Whoa she actually qualified for Rio. I assumed she had just used her viral fame to get into fitness modeling. Props to her.
     
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    How gross is this...the diving pool suddenly turned murky and moss green and no one knows why.

    If I was in Rio I'd be getting tested for EVERYTHING. God help any athlete who needs medical attention down there.
     
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    Their filter probably took a shit. But why was the filter so gross in the first place?
     
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    Michael Phelps is a fucking animal.
     
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    He should really come out as a spokesman for a Colorado Dispensary.

    "I got caught smoking pot, and still won 20 gold medals."
     
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    He now has more all time medals than 80+ entire countries, and more all time gold medals than over 100 entire countries... props to whomever edited wiki to reflect this as well

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-time_Olympic_Games_medal_table

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    What a beast.
     
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    I think all the Chinese gymnasts are 9 years old and the Chinese are lying about it.
     
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    Good. And they still got stomped on by an American team that is majority 19-22. What an absolutely dominating performance. And the monster floor routines when the competition was all but locked up was the ultimate kill shot.

    In celebration, my salute to Aly Raisman's captainship...and fantastic ass.

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    And...HOLY SHIT
    https://twitter.com/icehockeystick/status/763217703255568384
     
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    Bad ass. Her and Simone Biles, hell the whole rest of the team, it's amazing to me how authoritative yet nonchalant they can be about doing it at their level.

     
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    Some of the commentators were saying that Simone Biles might be the greatest female gymnast to ever compete in the Olympics. Shes that good. Watching their events last night was astounding.
     
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    I already knew before NBC's coverage that they had won Gold, so I was thinking, "meh, I'll just flip channels." And, then I still got sucked in to watch. Watching the most elite of the most elite be dominate, is just so compelling.
     
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    Watching all the other teams in the lead-up was like watching any other high calibre "normal" gymastics. Then the US women started and it was like watching an entirely different league. How they moved, how they landed...just a completely different level than any other team.
     
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    Phelps is the GOAT. Its amazing how he can keep winning, it seems his athleticism and talent for swimming is just that much more than anyone else's. And he won by what, .04 seconds? That can't be taught. I like how he doesn't try to be super moral, he is an athlete, performs well and is totally mortal and human out of the water.

    Anyone see the highlights from the womens soccer game? Hope Solo is a sieve. If you're going to be a jerk, you have to perform and those two goals she let in yesterday were embarrassing.

    I wish I saw the gymnastics team final but I fell asleep at night because despite being on vacation for a week, I just couldn't sleep well in the room I was in.
     
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    To be fair, that last free kick from Usme was pretty fucking gnarly. That's a tough save for anyone, especially when you are trying to hold space against runners.

    Solo had a bad game, absolutely, but she kept the US in their game against France on Saturday, she was magnificent. She's a bitch with no self awareness, but she's still by far the best female keeper in the world.
     
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    She is the best female athlete I have ever heard of in my entire life, dominant over anyone else in a way that not even Flo Jo could touch. She cannot be defeated, or even competed against.
     
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    I thought it was the cutest, most badass moment when Laurie Hernandez said to herself "I got this" before she began her (outstanding) beam routine.

    GOD. I love gymnastics. Here's to my failed dream thanks to mom and dad.
     
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    She's outrageous. The only one who can potentially touch her is Raisman in the floor because of her degree of difficulty. But think about that. Raisman won gold in the floor in London...got even better especially compared to her competition, and still may not beat Biles.

    People talk about the genetic freak proportions of Phelps that allow him to be great, Biles is the same way. The tiny stature of all the former 14 year old gymnasts, but built like a brick wall with all the power and strength that comes with it. Perfect storm.
     
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    "A Rio spokesperson said the diving pool turned green due to a "proliferation of algae" that was caused by heat and a lack of wind. Officials said the pool will be blue from now on."

    Notice they didn't say anything about the water polo pool?

    It's now turned green.