Turns out when you can play the rhythm guitar and harmonica, offers turn up.... Now goes the great challenge of convincing your wife to move to Nashville on a dream.... “We gone be poor for years and years then maybe I hit the lottery” is not a good pitch.
Fucking women and their family bullshit. They're always crushing our dreams. It's enough to turn a man gay
Or you can do what I did, give up on the dream and sell gear to all those people moving to town with stars in their eyes. If you come to town, stop by and see me, I’ll give you a handshake and a pat on the back. Gently, of course.
Wow. I can't believe I'll have an answer the next time someone asks me, "when did country music get so shitty?" I mean that is if you are telling the truth. Maybe I'm just jaded from being on these here internets for too long, but my gut says you're at the very least hyper-extending the truth about your musical/song-writing abilities and success.
I’m getting my fan base here. I make a com Well the proof is in it right? And I imagine it’ll take some time. By the way, fuck Luke Bryan.
I have this song idea rolling around my head. It’s called “Fields of Trucks.” It could be a big hit for about twenty current country artists.
Yup. It’s an easy fan base to pitch to. Just mention Silverados, Pabst, sugar-shakers and wear Wranglers so tight if you put your wallet in your pocket your dick and balls would atomize. Oh: no sleeves. Gets in the way of “clearing brush” or whatever they’re pretending to do in the video. ...Now that Jed is a millionaire, the songs roll off the tongue: “I hate you more than books” “Rack & Pinion Love” “My heart is a trailer park in this tornado we call marriage”
Man it was just pissing cold rain all day yesterday. Work let out early because it was supposed to ice over and snow and sure enough we got a light layer of snow late last night. Funny enough now that it isn't so wet outside it doesn't seem as cold as yesterday. We were going to get a Christmas tree today but I think that plan got shot in the knees. Spoiler
I know right? The other night when I was jamming with Chris Stapleton and Elvis, I told Taylor Swift the same thing. Be careful, though, dude. If you keep shooting and slicing parts of your body off, they'll make you stand in the back behind the second keyboard player when you go on the Tonight Show.
We send group emails among my family and I told everyone I thought it was snowing again. Turns out it is coming off the trees. I think this is the 4th time I've ever seen snow in my life and I don't know what it's supposed to do. Snow?
We got a lot more snow here than was predicted. Thankfully it stayed above freezing until the sun went down, otherwise we would have had another snowpocolypse. I left work around noon yesterday and got home in *only* an hour and a half. Unfortunately I had to miss the Kamasi Washington concert last night, but at least I was able to sell my ticket. I was also supposed to go to a celebration today of my old high school at the campus, which is about to be torn down, but that was moved to next weekend.