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2017 Holiday Drunk Thread NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 1, 2017.

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  1. Tim

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    Google Fi gave as Xmas presents a code for free in-flight WiFi on GoGo enabled flights. It's good through March 18 and since I don't see myself going anywhere by then I'd be happy to PM it somebody.

    The code only works on Gogo enabled flights. This includes select domestic flights on Air Canada, Alaska, American, Delta, United, and Virgin, and select international flights on Delta.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    ONE more hour until a four day weekend. I’m having a tall, stiff drink of something of the liquor persuasion when I get home.
     
  3. dixiebandit69

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    Huh, looks interesting; I'll check it out with Jungle Julia.

    On a related note, a couple of weeks ago, she said that she wanted to see "Deep Throat," so I looked it up online and found it on a site that probably had more viruses than the performers onscreen.
    That movie comes off more like a screwball comedy than porn; the soundtrack has slide whistles, kazoos, farting tubas, etc.
    About twenty minutes into the move, she started feeling frisky, and we started doing it, but a few minutes later, I had to stop and turn it off because all the sound effects were throwing off my game.
    I don't know how they ever expected anyone to jerk it to that movie.
    Also, Linda Lovelace has a really weird face.
    The scene where a guy drinks soda out of her pussy is a standout.
     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    Since my sister (and nextdoor neighbor on the ranch) is gonna be gone on new years we're doing fireworks tomorrow night. Since my dog died while I was holding her last night, my wife figured I could use a pick me up and upped my firework budget. My sister then asked to double it with her contributions. Plus shes providing the pizza, beer, and is cleaning up afterwards.

    Cue me getting home from the firework superstore (yes they have those in Texas, think like costco but just fireworks) with a shit-eating grin on my face because I got around $400 of fireworks for $200. I was the only one in there, chatted up the owner, he got... uhm, "creative" with the list pricing.

    There is a 100% chance this ends with me having an injury of some type.
     
  5. toytoy88

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    Just got home from my department Christmas party. Myself and a bunch of loud, drunk, and annoying women.

    Now it's time for me to start drinking and kill the part of my brain holding the memory.
     
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    This year two other men joined the admin team. Previous to that it was me, and about 60 women, including my wife, who of course think she hung the moon and I can rot in hell if I so much as give her what they think is a stink eye.

    I feel your pain.
     
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    I had a weird experience today. I was taking the kid and her sled across the street to the park and I slipped on the ice and fell while I was holding her in one arm and the sled in the other. She's fine, sled is fine but I was struggling to get up on the ice without dropping one of those things. My neighbor saw what happened, ran over and instead of helping, just put his hands on my knee to "heal me" and then fucked off home without helping me up. FWIW, I do not feel healed. I feel bruised.

    Fucking weirdos in this neighborhood. So much for gentrification.
     
  8. Rush-O-Matic

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    He wasn't trying to heal you, he was copping a knee feel. That's his fetish.
     
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    Last night I had a dream that ended with me being hit by a car that lined up perfectly with my alarm going off. I'm still not completely convinced that my current consciousness exists in a world that actually exists.
     
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    Has anyone else had a song playing in their head, gotten in the car and that song was on the radio?

    Because it's happening with increasing frequency for me.
     
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    Speaking of weirdos....

    I was just outside having a smoke and a dude walked up to me babbling about how he's visiting one of the neighbors, doing some work for him, he's here from La Jolla, and by the way...he's got some awesome crystals for sale if I want to check them out.

    I'm not sure if he was trying to sell me drugs, had plans of stealing my kidneys, or maybe both.
     
  12. Crown Royal

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    Merry Christmas to me

    Sorry the seller put the picture upside down. Anyways...this is a second year card of Hank Aaron and I just picked up a nice one for under $100. I'm happy.

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    And the mailman just delivered this:

    It'll never be confused for a near mint card, but it also didn't cost me $1K +

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    How come in every painting of Adam and Eve they have belly buttons? Like that shit got past the editor or what?

    I can’t wait to ask my hyper religious in laws about this over Xmas.
     
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    I'm now officially able to just be a hermit for the next 5 days... went out and did my last few errands this morning (dump run to empty a bunch of shit out of the back of the truck, last couple of Christmas cards, liquor store), and now am happily getting my drunk on with some Bailey's and coffee.

    The plan today is to work in the shop while it dumps down snow outside, and to watch the rest of The Punisher, while a big pot of stew bubbles away.

    Merry Christmas indeed!
     
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    About the same but 75 and sunny. About to paint the porch while getting loaded on mimosas. The “heat wave” we always seem to get at Christmas rules.
     
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    Nice.

    I'm actually enjoying the 5-10cm of snow we're getting right now... what can I say, I love winter.
     
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    You guys know what day it is today.

    What, no pole?
    No airing of grievences?
    No feats of strength?

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  20. NatCH

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    This is always the worst part of the season for me. Working the retail world means that I only get the day of Christmas off, and the two days before it involve me putting out fires caused by my coworkers not following up on things, or other stores dropping the ball on transfers.
    We’ve only ruined Christmas for three people so far, so...I got that going for me....which is nice
     
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